Found an old art book while packing. Who wants to buy this sealed $5000 charizard card from me? 😘

Calcs yknow

Pokemon Worlds is reminding me that I want to work for NOA and/or TCPi someday. I've been tracking both career pages for months and I kind of giggle every time I see the position of "Sr Principal, Corporate Communications" because it's essentially a crisis comms job and that sounds soo stressful

I downloaded Next Door to advertise a community event and since then I have casually been browsing it and I never in my life could have imagined a platform worse than a neighborhood Facebook group. Some of the whiniest people post about being banned or complain about "unhelpful" neighbors. Yeesh.

hard mode

I get emails about art jobs and the wildest thing I have noticed about some is hiding them behind pay walls. Job postings. Behind pay walls. What.

Fuck the uterus. Just randomly got the worst uterine cramps I may have ever had. Took advil. Laid in bed. Got up. Threw up. Can't take more pain meds for safety. Lay there until I pass out for two hours. Reproduction was a mistake. Why am I forced to feel like I'm dying just because biology.

I am starting to get so irritated at moving companies. You cannot book them online. They all require a phone call. They all require a detailed list of everything you're moving. Bitch idk! I'm still packing! Just let me book your ass and charge me later. Christ on a cracker.

"I'll stay near the lobby host so I don't suffer these awkward jumps that throw me into the middle of a bunch of enemies." The game: What if you jumped backwards for no reason?

Every time I watch this season of House of the Dragon I'm like "Ugh that's Link." And I just want the Zelda movie to be good.

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I love doing random raids in Splatoon Raiders. I will either get a bunch of beginners or like lvl50 spicy raids. I have gotten like 15k spirhalite and over 50 different weapons just using fuckall in the raids. I just wish my teammates weren't named Cod and Sea Snail so I knew who I was playing with.

It sucks to not get to play Raiders for a week due to work and knowing most people will have entirely moved on from it by then after binging and 100%ing it in that time frame. I just wanted to eventually try the multi-player aspect. Oh well.

And on my list of places I will absolutely never live.

I can be kind of an asshole when I don't get sleep. Waiting for a 4am shuttle for the airport. Man who was out here before me asks if I'm "waiting for the shuttle? 4am?" It took all my strength not to remind him it's 3:54. Patience sir.

I love hotels. It's the only time I eat in bed. Watching scuffed Odyssey as Nolan intended.

The Splatoon raiders reviews are funny because they're like "Splatoon is the only game where you can win by not shooting anyone!!" Get the fuck out of my soloQ lobby, game journalist.

A questionable company bought the house my landlord quickly sold under mine and my housemates' feet. I am being fully kicked out but my neighbors are being served these... insanity.

I wouldn't wish having a uterus on anyone. Imagine once a month being acutely aware of the layout of your internal organs bc you can feel them intensely. And imagine that feeling all day long while you're also dealing with everything else in your life. I want to turn into a pill bug and roll away.

One thing I like about the HTTYD trilogy is the stakes. Fuck around and be a hero? Lose your leg. Think everyone can be redeemed? Lose your dad. The third movie.

Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Kids need/deserve traumatic films. Films that show death or lasting consequences that aren't resolved almost instantly. Fear, anger, grief and frustration should be part of kids movies. Kids arent stupid, they feel big emotions just like adults, they deserve to see those experiences reflected back.

Free cat food from the Fan Fest but @kikidoodle.bsky.social can you confirm because I think they're giving Bengal jump height to your breed.

He knows exactly where to be and how to bounce that ball. I hope he humbles the heck out of England.

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Haaland with the header

why aren’t I rich enough to buy the cinema they’re closing down in town so I can just run it as a fun little quirky community cinema

“Tidy Whities.” Editorial cartoonist Dennis Goris weighs in on hundreds of masked white nationalists marching through the U.S. capital on July 4th.

I finally replaced my 2018 life support iPad. I'm crine.

I'm too old for fireworks. They're too loud and I don't like being jumpscared by unexpected loud bangs from the neighbor randomly.