The average human only uses 10% of their rizz

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Doesn't someone wanna be the 69th vote?

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MCKV@mckayvee.bsky.social · 9h ago

If you all can't handle me at my unemployed, you don't deserve me at my will shower again someday.

I guess you people DON'T wanna see boobs after all.

🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊@professorkiosk.wtf · 8h ago

The Shitsky38.com competition is heating up between @mckayvee.bsky.social and @gregthemiller.bsky.social — which one will overcome the odds and win eternal fame?

The Shitsky38.com competition is heating up between @mckayvee.bsky.social and @gregthemiller.bsky.social — which one will overcome the odds and win eternal fame?

Thirsty Thursday Second Installment #ThirstyThursday

If you all can't handle me at my unemployed, you don't deserve me at my will shower again someday.

time to check in on mckv. see how's she's doing. but first, to take a massive gulp out of this novelty mug and

MCKV@mckayvee.bsky.social · 10h ago

My friend said she should've had them put her lady parts in a jar after her hysterectomy. I think I'll have mine mounted (shut up pervs) on the wall. Snatchidermy. @knewagirlnic.bsky.social

My friend said she should've had them put her lady parts in a jar after her hysterectomy. I think I'll have mine mounted (shut up pervs) on the wall. Snatchidermy. @knewagirlnic.bsky.social

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here wearing my top-big little girls’ Strawberry Shortcake socks.

You guys I think a man likes me. What do I do?

I could tell you how to stop a monk from hiking but it involves taking away his football and you'd make me do a vow of silence 🏆👑 Congratulations @mckayvee.bsky.social from @prettyvulgar.bsky.social

MCKV@mckayvee.bsky.social · 16h ago

Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars.

I know this is controversial, but until they lift the beastiality ban on forest-walking, I’m choosing the man and not the bear. If I’m gonna die I wanna get laid one last time.

That’s a yes, from anyone who liked or commented on this. Gotcha suckers!

MCKV@mckayvee.bsky.social · 16h ago

Anyone wanna insurance-marry me?

Thirsty Thirsty Hippo #ThirstyThursday

ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.

Not right now honey, mommy’s being a slut on the Internet.

Anyone wanna insurance-marry me?

Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars.

May the Discomfort Fairy visit all your enemies!

I saw patients in clinic on Tuesdays & this past Tues the dr w/ whom I worked texted me & said that she didn't even want to see patients w/out me there. She said I'm "a wonderful human being," that my org "doesn't deserve you." Not bragging, just made me feel so good, and also sad. Fuck my org.

Guys I'm going to tell you an EXACT post to not do if you have a job you kind of need. Whatever you do, DO NOT say, "you should be able to torture one co-worker per year." In my experience, jobs DO NOT like this post. They may frown upon it so much that that they meet you in a lil conference room.

Ummmm, I've fallen from 3 to 4, so no boobs for you jerks shitsky38.com

what Debussy do tho girl?

It's a real bummer that my cat doesn't like when I sing Fast Car into his face.

This the only rose I want a kiss from, Seal.

[Elon Musk’s mother opens the front door and a detective is holding his hat] Hello, ma’am. I’m sorry to tell you this, but your son is a giant loser