Andrew Mearns
@mearns.bsky.social
Giancarlo dinger admirer | Pinstripe Alley senior editor | Baseball Prospectus writer | Past: Cut4, MLB | Cat dad | Batdog enthusiast
if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon
This is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...
Now that Lombard has debuted and homered, there is plenty of chatter about "could Lombard finally be the one to fill Jeter's shoes at shortstop??" and once again I am furiously tapping the "DIDI GREGORIUS EXISTS AND WAS AWESOME" sign
this is the only space news I need to hear about
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
they didn’t have their Homer Hankies on hand for the emotional scenes, I get it
Update: Many Twins did not watch “The Odyessey” the afternoon of the trade deadline. The theatre didn’t have IMAX, so they chose to watch “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” instead. A few players went to a different theatre to watch “The Odyssey,” on a 70mm screen.
hey now hey now, only one Eddy Leonard at a time pal
welp, this might finally be the end for Andrew McCutchen :(
noooo the Old Poncey tree fell :( @buckweaver.bsky.social @rdavidk.bsky.social @ripmlb.bsky.social
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had a bunch of thoughts about the second-most important young Georgie in my life
Yankees to promote top prospect Lombard, demote Volpe and Domínguez
The 21-year-old has been tearing up Triple-A. It is time.
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do you think they're talking about the XYZ Affair or the Alien & Sedition Acts
catching my assistant up on the latest Cubs names in trade news that he missed during his studies
Trading Adley (not that it is a bad move pending return) should get you fired for fucking up the Orioles rebuild this bad.
I have acquired one (1) yummy food truck quesadilla for cash considerations, so who's really winning the Trade Deadline
i’m never gonna be able to fire a cruise missile yet the question of using my tax dollars for them has never been up for debate
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
This past weekend, former Mayor Eric Adams was in Wisconsin Rapids—population 18,654—trying to convince residents that they should allow a real estate developer to build a data center in the heart of their town. The public hearing did not go well. hellgatenyc.com/eric-adams-i...
Bob heard someone with the Yankees eating lunch and said that their sandwich "warranted more Dijon" and somehow got that rumor
Contrary to a report saying otherwise, a source said a Will Warren-Adrian Morejon trade proposal was not discussed by the #Yankees and #Padres. The Yanks have interest in Morejon, but he's a rental reliever, and Warren won't hit free agency until 2031.
[Adam Duritz voice]: Italians in Baltimore.
when you’re in Baltimore and are looking for a book to help you find Italians
monopoly deluxe, easter egg prompt, dos (1992) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5T... tcrf.net/Monopoly_Del...
Andrew Friedman promised Sheehan a $1K bonus if he'd get his ass kicked on national TV just to prove the point of why they traded for Skubal
the sign in this Baltimore window makes a lot of good points imo