Scott Peterson
@meatfarley.bsky.social
I want a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong range anti-materiel rifle.
Bald eagles. Growing up I only ever saw them on TV or at the occasional national park. Now I have to dodge them every day on my way to work. Rolling back protected status for endangered animals 50 years after it’s been proven to work is spiteful and cruel.
As someone who grew up in SoCal and remembers smog alerts and maybe being able to see the mountains once a year, yeah, air quality is soooooooo much better these days
I should come back closer to sunset and try taking these pictures again.
“These Raxiom sequential LED tail lights install in less than 20 mins” Unless you have the Shaker 1000 system and then you have to gut your trunk and find a long abandoned piss crusted field mouse fuck dungeon.
“These Raxiom sequential LED tail lights install in less than 20 mins” Unless you have the Shaker 1000 system and then you have to gut your trunk and find a long abandoned piss crusted field mouse fuck dungeon.
National shortage of insulin. Coolcoolcool. I knew the VA would not be able to keep me alive after society collapsed, so I’m beta testing that theory sooner than later.
Those who think government should be run like a business always run companies that fail. Employees haven't been paid in over a month, vendors haven't been paid even longer. "Run like a business" means "I get the money and fuck everybody else."
Kendall Qualls’ running mate, picked for business acumen, owes workers money.
New season of Strange New Worlds means I can finally start on Starfleet Academy because everybody has finally shut up about it.
New season of Strange New Worlds = time to reshare Wide Pike. brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
The Italian Comedians (ft. Pierrot the Clown), by Antoine Watteau, 1720, 📸 by @mullanphoto
That’s what this clown does; finds a parade and steps in front of it.
Brutal photo caption from The Guardian: “Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the Spanish national team.”
I wish there was a way to rewatch dune 2 all like this www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaaJ...
Dune: Part Two but I added the 1984 guitar part (RIP DAVID LYNCH)
YouTube video by GrundleWizard
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Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
City Like a Burnt Marshmallow. Minneapolis, Minnesota
Calling the RFK Jr diarrhea strain “MAHA Blast” since it has now evidently infiltrated Taco Bell
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
Full video demonstration of the "Vanka360" all-around air defense system, which has no analogues in the world.
Russia's most reliable air defense "Vanka360" holds all-around defense and guards against NATO drones 24/7.
250, y'all. Thinkin' about the melting pot today. Folks who came here outta hope or by force. Folks who were already here, minding their own damn business. All of us in this sometimes rocky boat, trying to make it work. I love y'all. Let's keep meltin' and whatnot.
You: My dude, how did you get that wicked badass scar? Me: Snowblower on the 4th of July. You: fuckin wat when?
Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.
TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
psychiatrist: when you drew a clock, you left off the hour hand me: it’s on top of the minute hand. because it’s set to *lowers shades* 4:20 [psychiatrist starts breakdancing]