realized im out of needles and my shift tomorrow is perfectly timed with the pharmacy hours so i can't go tomorrow who wants to see what im like on a seven day injection cycle
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432hz ambient electroswing to improve virility and overall health of horses hazel she/it
why did i stay up til 5am on a work night. am i stupid
bringing back indoor smoking but only for airplanes
knew what some of the mandarin in tonights movie said bc ive watched enough northernlion clips, i love my autistic tranny life
its gonna be so fucked up next time i watch a movie thats not in mandarin
only good falafel place near me put up a bunch of ai shit on the walls >:(
"hollow cheeks"? yeah dumbass thats where the food goes
trying to sleep but every time i yawn my wisdom teeth hurt like crazy. really bizarre anti-synergy idk how the devs didnt catch this one
It's OCD Awareness Month so if you have OCD remember to be aware of it at all times so you can finally solve it
they should make nicotine thats good for me
does anyone know the fluxus piece that goes something "remove your right eye with a rusty spoon. 50 years later, do the same to the other eye" i cant find it anywhere online
hanatarash tiny desk concert@meatworld.bsky.social · 2w ago
i can't help how i was born (bisexual) i can only nobly bear the consequences (attraction to men)
god gives his most stubborn injections to his most beautiful transsexuals
im in a sort of abusive relationship with my own body and also my brain, which doesnt sound like it would leave much left to be "me" but somehow i manage
vasovagal syncope would be a beautiful name for a girl
ive wanted a veggie burger for like three days now and just never worked up the will to go get one. am i stupid
i would greatly appreciate it if all my medical scares could politely wait half a month until im insured
collage is cool bc whenever you get mad at the newspaper you can just maul it with an xacto knife
everyone you meet in your entire life is a ravenous, murderous thief. They covet all you have. All of them. If you see a young couple with a baby stroller, all three - both parents, baby - would gladly disarticulate your feet to steal the soles of your boots. And come November we need their votes
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
Uggghh I hate when my stupid dog’s rage meter fills up and he starts hitting me with a giant bone until I hear the toll of 3 bells
