Meg Reid
@meg-it-happen.bsky.social
Contributor at The New Yorker, The Onion, Reductress, McSweeney's, Points in Case, The Weekly Humorist, etc. A pretty impossible lady to be with. megreid.com
UNEARTHED: Ken Paxton caught on video partying with fugitives in Dubai. The fugitives were charged with healthcare fraud and helped bankroll Paxton’s campaign.
1. Jay Feely, a former NFL kicker and a GOP candidate for Congress in Arizona, has made “protecting women’s sports” a centerpiece of his election campaign. So I reviewed years of Feely’s podcast appearances to see what he actually thinks about female athletes. 🧵
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Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates. So I called his cell to invite him to a debate on Fox News. He didn’t pick up.
I truly don't know what to say about this timeline anymore. "Her demands could be unusual, requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...
Mary Peltola’s Campaign in Alaska Senate Race Is Rocked by Tumult, With Angry Outbursts and Slurs
Democrats hope that Mary Peltola can flip a Republican Senate seat in Alaska. Former aides describe a campaign and congressional office marked by chaos.
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The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
this is why i only bring sunnyd hard seltzer to job interviews
if a narcissist bloviates in the white house and there's no one there to record it does he lose his mind?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4w agoLMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
whispering to myself in the sixth grade bathroom: 🎶To the left To the left To the right To the right To the front To the front To the back To the back Now dip, baby, dip 🎶
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · 4w ago"You are not the only ones at fault. Physicians should have screened young women like me for early risk factors, such as teaching themselves the Tootsee Roll in a middle school bathroom stall during lunch to impress the cool girls." buff.ly/Sy3G5KT
"You are not the only ones at fault. Physicians should have screened young women like me for early risk factors, such as teaching themselves the Tootsee Roll in a middle school bathroom stall during lunch to impress the cool girls." buff.ly/Sy3G5KT
An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Condition
“Getting low is one thing, but did we have to go all the way from the window to the wall each time? I understand dropping it like it’s hot when the pimp’s in...
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"I guess I have no one to blame but myself that your certified dance floor bangers still get me to drop it like it’s lukewarm at bars with people half my age while grinding down my remaining articular cartilage." buff.ly/Sy3G5KT
An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Condition
“Getting low is one thing, but did we have to go all the way from the window to the wall each time? I understand dropping it like it’s hot when the pimp’s in...
mcsweeneys.net
"I've returned from an orthopedist and concluded that my newly diagnosed degenerative knee could only have been caused by the numerous demands you and your colleagues made of my generation to do some variation of dropping it like it was hot, backing it up, and/or getting low." buff.ly/Sy3G5KT
An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Condition
“Getting low is one thing, but did we have to go all the way from the window to the wall each time? I understand dropping it like it’s hot when the pimp’s in...
mcsweeneys.net
Check out my latest in @mcsweeneys.net especially if you like to back it up, get low, and/or drop it like it's hot but also have an orthopedist!!
McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net · last mo."Getting low is one thing, but did we have to go all the way from the window to the wall each time? I understand dropping it like it’s hot when the pimp’s in the crib, but why did we also have to drop it when the pigs tried to get at us?" buff.ly/Sy3G5KT
"Getting low is one thing, but did we have to go all the way from the window to the wall each time? I understand dropping it like it’s hot when the pimp’s in the crib, but why did we also have to drop it when the pigs tried to get at us?" buff.ly/Sy3G5KT
An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Condition
“Getting low is one thing, but did we have to go all the way from the window to the wall each time? I understand dropping it like it’s hot when the pimp’s in...
mcsweeneys.net
I'm in @mcsweeneys.net today drawing attention to the human cost of backing it up/dropping it like it's hot/getting low to geriatric millennials: www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...
An Open Letter to Juvenile, Snoop Dogg, and Lil Jon Regarding My Recently Diagnosed Degenerative Knee Condition
“Getting low is one thing, but did we have to go all the way from the window to the wall each time? I understand dropping it like it’s hot when the pimp’s in...
mcsweeneys.net
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to unsubscribe
killing the vibe by singing the verse from hakuna matata in bed
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
In New Yorker Humor, all the important texts and notifications that you’ll miss while your phone is off at the movie theatre. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Everything That Will Happen After I Silence My Phone at the Movie Theatre
In New Yorker Humor, all the important texts and notifications that you’ll miss while your phone is off at the movie theatre.
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I'm thrilled to be making my debut in @newyorker.com today with a humor piece about two of my favorite things: movies and anxiety!! www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Everything That Will Happen After I Silence My Phone at the Movie Theatre
In New Yorker Humor, all the important texts and notifications that you’ll miss while your phone is off at the movie theatre.
newyorker.com
I'm thrilled to be making my debut in @newyorker.com today with a humor piece about two of my favorite things: movies and anxiety!! www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
Everything That Will Happen After I Silence My Phone at the Movie Theatre
In New Yorker Humor, all the important texts and notifications that you’ll miss while your phone is off at the movie theatre.
newyorker.com
what if we do that thing where we all stand up and say "i did it" "no i did it" etc and then they have to let all of us go