Tessera

Colleen 2026 Edition

@megalothem.bsky.social

They // Nearing 30 // Up North // This Shark Eats Fascists There aren't enough phrases of solidarity or cheeky quips I can put in here that express my boundless rage at the cruelty of some people or the endless love I have for everyone else.

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🎃 lauren 2 cats 🎃@sixregrets.northsky.social · 2mo ago

white women se shit like this and are like, FUND the police, actually

Elle Ess@viamarsala18.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I’m sorrrrryyyyyy I’m crying over this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The connoisseur

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a guy opens the door to his apartment for a girl. He says with a smile, “well, this is my place!” She looks a little surprised. Panel 2: the guy is at the refrigerator across the room, grabbing a beer. He asks the girl, “drink?” His apartment is decorated with a poster of Heath Ledger’s Joker, a huge poster of Thanos wearing a crown, mink coat and sunglasses on a background of buzzwords such as “money - respect - sigma”, and a gold Kaws figurine. At the base of the panel is a pair of video game RPG-style move selections that read FIGHT and FLEE.

🔥🐉𝔓𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔦🐉🔥@pelzidragon.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Lol, painting 40k again immediately made me so much better at doing my own makeup LMAO.

Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Daily bunny no.3404 serves the public trust

A bunny version of Robocop stands in the middle of an abandoned steel mill, as in the movie. His eyes are obscured by a visor, and his entire body is armored save for his snout and ears.

@hitsujigoods.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Mitsu and VHS meet the local wildlife

Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

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kavishj611 5h
+ All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?

Fuji @notfuji.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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verti @verti.blue · 3mo ago

Take a sip 🍺

Kara from my manga Go! Go! Gris! sitting in front of a rainy window with a can of beer between her thighs

punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · 3mo ago

She arrived and she looks SO good!!!

It's Izzy!@plentyblush.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Wife just started Birth By Sleep and I love Terra for being like this #kingdomhearts / #birthbysleep

2-panel digital art comic.
Panel 1: side view of Terra watching Xehanort walk away with his hands clasped behind his back. Terra's thought bubble says "Master Xenahort said that 'gullible' was written on the ceiling..."
Panel 2: front view of Terra, arms crossed with his eyes closed and nodding. Thought bubble says "I don't have to look. I trust him. I know it's up there."

Delta🚀 🔜 MCM @velocitycatte.space · 3mo ago

people do this to Delta all the time actually

Synduality Noir

ALT: Synduality Noir

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Delta🚀 🔜 MCM @velocitycatte.space · 3mo ago

hell yeah

Synduality Mystery

ALT: Synduality Mystery

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Oregon 🕎🎲@oregonthedm.bsky.social · 3mo ago

the-punforgiven
Trying to have a cute homoerotic sword duel with my narrative foil but she refuses to engage with any of my banter and just goes for the kill shot every time
the-punforgiven
Part of me is starting to wonder if she wants to actually just kill me

Barry Kramer @barrykramer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

oh no

Zoul @zouldoodles.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Selfie

🔞Tamada Heijun＠新作の制作中 @tamadaheijun.bsky.social · 3mo ago

サイズが合わない・・・まあいっかぁ～童貞に一目でヤられるの楽勝楽勝🍑🍑

Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 3mo ago

forcefemming your past self and slowly getting more fem from being on estrogen for longer like in looper

Kameloh @kameloh.bsky.social · 3mo ago

stream doodle

VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit

Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 3mo ago

🎙️ this podcast does not exist: shadow ban 👻

Marathon @marathonthegame.bungie.net · 3mo ago

Most Destroyer shells are equipped with a personality series codenamed Locus, tuned to deliver confidence and calm under duress regardless of the level of threat faced.

kreep - working hiatus @kreep.gay · 3mo ago

that was oddly affirming thank you for the inspiration <3

kreep showing off her gold fang and braces

𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓑𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂~@deceased-bunny.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Get a load of this brace-face

Ubuyo 🏳️‍⚧️@ubuyo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

space ghost@luxenoir.blacksky.app · 3mo ago

Post a meme you have NEVER gotten to use

Cipher Wave @wavecipher.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Patiently waiting for G6 #mlp #art #b3d

VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 3mo ago

gage @doubledunked.bsky.social · 3mo ago

💗

faye :)@fayelingus.bsky.social · 3mo ago

VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 3mo ago

So I was wrong about the Hydra. I'm sorry. I made a shitpost to apologize. #LancerRPG

Leiracal @leiracal.bsky.social · last yr.

This concept was introduced to me as "run the dishwasher twice" and was an important part of my executive functioning recovery as well as my path to self-acceptance.

When I was at one of my lowest (mental) points in life, I couldn't get out of bed some days. I had no energy or motivation and was barely getting by.

I had therapy once per week, and on this particular week I didn't have much to 'bring' to the session. He asked how my week was and I really had nothing to say.

'What are you struggling with?' he asked.

I gestured around me and said 'I dunno man. Life.'

Not satisfied with my answer, he said 'No, what exactly are you worried about right now? What feels overwhelming? When you go home after this session, what issue will be staring at you?'

I knew the answer, but it was so ridiculous that I didn't want to say it. I wanted to have something more substantial.
Something more profound.

But I didn't.

So I told him, 'Honestly? The dishes. It's stupid, I know, but the more I look at them the more I CAN'T do them because I'll have to scrub them before I put them in the dishwasher, because the dishwasher sucks, and I just can't stand and scrub the dishes.'

I felt like an idiot even saying it.

What kind of grown ass woman is undone by a stack of dishes? There are people out there with *actual* problems, and I'm whining to my therapist about dishes?

But he nodded in understanding and then said:

'RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE.'

I began to tell him that you're not supposed to, but he stopped me.

'Why the hell aren't you supposed to? If you don't want to scrub the dishes and your dishwasher sucks, run it twice. Run it three times, who cares?! Rules do not exist.'

It blew my mind in a way that I don't think I can properly express.

That day, I went home and tossed my smelly dishes haphazardly into the dishwasher and ran it three times.

I felt like I had conquered a dragon.

The next day, I took a shower lying down.

A few days later. I folded my laundry and put them wherever the fuck they fit.

There were no longer arbitrary rules I had to follow, and it gave me the freedom to make accomplishments again.

Now that I'm in a healthier place, I rinse off my dishes and put them in the dishwasher properly. I shower standing up. I sort my laundry.

But at a time when living was a struggle instead of a blessing, I learned an incredibly important lesson:

THERE ARE NO RULES. RUN THE DISHWASHER TWICE!!!"

punkitt ‼️🧣@punkitt.bsky.social · last yr.

mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!

art of a wolf girl eating broccoli and brushing her teeth. the dialogue says:
I've been an adult living on my own for a coupleyears now and since I have ADHD and bouts of Sick Brain Disease I can fall into a rut easilyESPECIALLY when it comesto taking care of myselfbut the awesome thing about being an adult is that no one is watching over your shoulder making
sure you're perfect i used to give myself shit that i wouldn't be able to eat healthier or take care of myself in an optimal way here's a cool trick tho: ANYTHINGis is better than nothing. if you can only eat a couple vegetables? buddy thats better than no vegetables. worried about brushing your teeth for like three minutes? do like ten seconds instead want to socialize more often but you're worried you can't do multi-hour events? babe you're an adult now, if you get tired you can just leave lol If you want to improve, fuck yeah, work your way up to more of whatever. starting at all is the hard part - if you can do that then you've got a lot of what you need already anyway ive crunched the numbers and treating yourself a little bit better than yesterday is actually a million times better than trying to Fix Your Life Completely and getting mad when you can't do a 180. be nice and recognize that you can live a lot of your life in first or second drafts; if you're not perfect yet? fuck it, you'll get better later! u can do it!!! woof!!