Sitting at the bar with my girlfriend watching a random guy trying to make us a paper bird lol
Meg B.
@megbchillin.bsky.social
Just adulting and bullshitting 🤷🏾♀️ 🩷💜💙 •Chemist👩🏾🔬•Foodie🍱 •Okie🤠 •Sports Enthusiast🏀•Amateur Fantasy Football Manager🏈•Entry Level Adult🤓
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
Grease Handjive Dance Scene
ALT: Grease Handjive Dance Scene
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What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
Couldn’t imagine having this much money and still having the need to kiss ass like this.
Elon Musk said he would rename his SpaceXAI company to “SpaceXSI” after President Donald Trump pushed for artificial intelligence to rebrand as “super intelligence.”
Skeleton Key is on Amazon prime! I need to watch that this weekend
Candyman. I still don’t think I’ve even watched the whole movie again as an adult
Wendy’s making an emo album was not words I thought I’d hear on a Friday night. Yet here we are 😂 And they used real artist not ai #FreshNeverFrozen
Someone asked Becky Hammon if she sees similarities between the Fever's top No. 1 picks and what the Aces had with Kelsey Plum, Jackie Young and A'ja Wilson. Her response: "No" 😂 Then A'ja said she loved KM but she was No. 1 and KM was No. 2 🤣
state sanctioned murder is proof the state must be dismantled
Today’s training is only 4 hours worth of material but this dickhead says he’ll probably stretch it out for the full 8 hours
I’m in this training for work and a guy in here is just using ai for EVERYTHING! All the exercises we’ve been doing he is just putting the whole thing in ai and regurgitating the answers 🙄 Just a lazy loser
I get home last night & these old white ppl had parked in my parking spot that I pay for. Luckily I knew whose car it was. I knock on the door to ask him to move (he was rude). So I’m waiting for him to move this white guy from a different apt comes up to my car askin if I was lookin for those ppl
Bobby Womack started this song out talkin about this is dedicated to the lovers. Then proceeds to say if you think you’re lonely now, wait until tonight!
It’s officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
It’s officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
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So Dolly Parton’s estate has a restraining order against her nephew who announced her passing. And apparently he refers to himself as a prolific arms dealer
Hank Hill: What The Hell Is Going On Here?
Alt: Hank Hill: What The Hell Is Going On Here?
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The owner of this black staple corner store that sold bomb ass fried wings, fried pork chops etc. died. Now one of his daughters decided to fire all the old heads that worked there and hired a white man from Church’s Chicken. Now the food trash & unseasoned. 🙄😑 Like, why would you do that
You get in a relationship and it’s like some signal that activates past niggas like some damn sleeper cells or something. They always wanna pop up outta nowhere on some bullshit
WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE GAMBLING ADS
Ricky Smiley: Leave Me Alone
ALT: Ricky Smiley: Leave Me Alone
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I need more songs to add to my GMFU playlist. Because these hoes at work GMFU and I need my soundtrack to get me through the work week lol
Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.
imagine dying because you wanted slightly bigger meat for a few months
his last words were “peanus horts”