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Melissa She/her, 29 magic pfp @thisdogllhunt

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four*@f0urst4r.net · 9h ago

When a new movie comes out so you go to the theatre to watch it

fishttp://@fishttp.website · 7h ago

The Independent@the-independent.com · 13h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 6h ago

i think one night only is a parody of what straight people think gay movies are like. do not interrogate my post it is less than half baked

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 8h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

Three years ago, the government passed a mandate stating sex should exclusively be shared between married couples with the exception of one night a year where pre-marital sex is legal and protection is required for 12 hours. All people get a tattoo at the age of 18 that is red when not able to have sex, but turns green when you are married or on the one night the mandate lifts. It blinks red if you go against the mandate (have sex anyway, have unprotected sex, etc.) and transmits your location to the law enforcement branch in charge of these crimes. There is a biological sensor inside that tracks dopamine and if your levels spike at the same time as someone you're physically near, it documents that as a sexual encounter. Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 9h ago

painted my nails for the first time since the injury

Four fingernails painted pastel blue. The middle fingernail is half as long as the others

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 9h ago

I think i have some irritation on my chest from wearing necklaces and sweating :/

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 11h ago

my salt bagel too salty

Zebulon Vitruvius Pike @vitruviuspike.bsky.social · yesterday

The image is of a Twitter(?) post with the poster paraphrasing John Adams, "I must study war so my sons can study business so their sons can study art so their sons can write gay vampire fiction."

Below this quote is another post with an image of Ulysses Grant Dietz, great grandson of Civil War general and president Ulysses S. Grant. Yes, Dietz is an author of gay vampire fiction.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2012/10/a-u-s-presidents-great-great-grandsons-big-gay-vampire-novel/

#steampunk #19thc #acw #lgbtq

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · yesterday

mtgo combo update?! THEY LITERALLY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE LET'S GOOOOO

Combo Improvements Article Tomorrow!
We're excited to debut some quality-of-life enhancements for combo players with tomorrow's downtime. Changes have been made with speeding up both CEDH play and well as long-standing combos in 60-card decks!

With a little setup using existing yields/auto-choices and new menu options, you can achieve max efficiency:

Making Treasure over and over and don’t care what color mana it produces? Get it down to 1 click per Treasure.
Splinter Twin and Pestermite? 1 click per loop (2 for Deceiver Exarch).
Two creatures that can blink each other and a creature that drains when a creature enters/leaves play? 1 click per loop.
Melira Combo? 2 clicks per loop.
Legacy Bomberman (Auriok Salvagers/Lion’s Eye Diamond)? A little better - 6 clicks per loop.
And so much more ...
What manner of digital sorcery is this? Find out tomorrow morning Pacific time here at MTGO.com!

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · yesterday

owo

Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · yesterday

"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury

Karrid 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️@karrid.myatproto.social · yesterday

Well, it appears that, sometime in the last 17 hours, Gwen Pepperoni was suspended for the crime of pointing out Ken Jennings' transphobia.

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 2d ago

rulebreaker cards are way cooler than wubrg cards ✌️

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 3d ago

I like when I don't have to get up early in the morning so I can leave my phone on high brightness and then when I wake up and look at my phone it hurts my eyes and puts me back to sleep

Mags Display Name @mags.colvett.online · 3d ago

Me and my exhaustively analyzed yet unhealed emotional wounds

Brawlcats@brawlcats.bsky.social · 4d ago

airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027

𝐚𝐥𝐢 🧩@holojester.bsky.social · 4d ago

my easygoing dog keeps getting harrassed by a hasty brown fox

pissduggery 🎆🐍@fishduggery.bsky.social · 4d ago

Robert Taylor 🔥@fireshoes.bsky.social · 4d ago

Legacy Challenge Top 8 decklists for Saturday AM, Aug 1 (46 players) #mtg #mtgLegacy Vroomsday and Fantasticar Affinity split the final! ⏳🚀🤖🚀🏆 Dimir Midrange gets 3rd and 7th🥷🥷 Rakdos Reanimator finished 4th🧟 Mono-White Initiative takes 5th🧗 Azorius Control at 6th🙅 Vroomsday also gets 8th⏳🚀

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 4d ago

sitting in a beach chair in the middle of the driveway listening to bugs

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 4d ago

we have to go back. to the furniture

Commander's Herald @commanders-herald.bsky.social · 4d ago

CLAIM: The Hall of Fame is just and Old Boys Club for long-entrenched players. FICTION – WotC was sure to include 4 women as part of the selection committee. 10% of the group, just like the global population.

Fact or Fiction: The Return of the MTG Hall of Fame | Commander's Herald

At MagicCon Amsterdam, Wizards of the Coast announced the return of its Hall of Fame. Once a mainstay of the competitive scene, the Hall was suspended during the pandemic, and finally making a return ...

commandersherald.com

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 4d ago

Lost quarters against Ponza, weird hard matchup, had a fun line in the game I won

Board:
Breeding pool
Forest
Forest

Gy:
Island
Hedge maze
Hedge maze

Hand:
Evo, Evo, Ureni, Natural State, gPact, gPact, uPact

This is my window. Goals: draw cards to find Consign, put Ureni into play bc unbeatable, keep enough mana in play to consign Pacts

Pact for rider, Pact for disciple, Rider off evo state, Evo for ghalta, uPact their Solitude, put in Ureni Disciple and draw 12. Play 2 Riders and a fetch. On their turn, tank the first Price, Endurance in response to the second, get two basics in deck, fetch hedge maze eot to have 3 mana for consigning my 3 pacts

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 4d ago

show up to rcq. My order isn't ready. I didn't place my order. Have to go home and grab ice-fang coatls because my thundertrap trainers won't be in in time. This also means I have to switch my Euro basics out for snow-covered. Round 1 bye. Watch neoform mirror. One has Euros, the other has USG foils

4KitSake @4kitsake.bsky.social · 4d ago

They've changed their name to STJ now

A bathroom wall upon which is orange Sharpie pen that reads Schizo Tranny Jihad

Fear of Melissing Out @melissingout.bsky.social · 5d ago

had my last therapy appointment today (for logistical reasons). didn't get many sessions with her but I also wasn't making a ton of headway. I think she probably could have pushed me more but more than anything I think it's just up to me to do the shit i need to do and talking isn't gonna help much.