when i said i wanted a strong blonde this wasn't what i had in mind!
looking after my nieces (who are cats) really reminds me how much i can't wait to be a cat daddy. i'm going to spoil my angels and carry them around in baby bjorns and build them a treehouse. do cats like treehouses? i actually don't care, they're getting one.
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*muttering to myself* mia goth is a real person. bella goth is the sims. mia goth is a real person. bella goth is the sims.
i don't miss much about being a kid but i do wish that people were still impressed when i eat all of my dinner
they don't give you the little plastic spoon with cough medicine anymore. because of woke
the only good thing about waking up today with The Dose that's been going around is having a hot whiskey. my tasty booze-medicine
ordered a large pizza at the pizza place. absolutely GORGEOUS server said "wow you must be hungry". sniper shot, diva down. brutal stuff
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people at work struggling to understand that the bathroom door being closed and locked means someone's in there. how have they survived this long
i don't want kids but i think i'd be a great grandad. i hope that when i'm old i'll have a lend of some friends children to tell boring stories to and give them money when their parents aren't looking
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
maybe one more pizza place in dublin will stop the housing crisis. have we tried having a pizza place on every corner? they should also have overpriced cocktails or craft beers, and cute irishy names like the paddy wagon (wheel)
gotta stop being on my phone so much but it's hard. there's so much funny stuff in here, and also babes. sometimes the babes are posting the funny stuff!!
plugs love to text you at 1pm like "happy monday! down to our last 5 bags of Snoopy Ketchup, order in the next 3 minutes to get 5 cent off"
i'd love if autumn could just go ahead and put its full pussy into being a season already. we've got a tiny chill in the air and a few orange leaves but i need more, we're nearly at october. i want the picture of lenny kravitz in his big scarf to make the rounds again, let's be having you
god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick
can't wait to bust out my traditional halloween costume (cowboy). every year i add new yee haw elements to the outfit, this year i'll be stepping out with my bolo tie and a sleeveless flannel shirt
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When you go to a job interview, establish dominance by setting up an oven and baking a perfect soufflé
all pubs should sell ice cream, ideally 99s but i'm flexible. i think we could all use that kind of whimsy
the other night i had a dream that peter brought a snake into the house and i got upset because it was slithering around and scaring me and asked him to get rid of it. the compromise was that the snake could stay and sleep in our bed BUT it had to stay zipped in a bag all night
my gammy wrist is killing me, and i'm afraid that the culprit is being on my damn phone all the time. every carefully crafted bluesky post is getting me one step closer to arthritis
today is my lucky day (working from home with a full washing basket and great drying weather)
it's so weird when you spend ages cleaning and the place doesn't really look any cleaner. like what did i do wrong here....did i just move stuff around? was the place in such squalor that even a decent going-over didn't make a dent? i think the answer is probably a mix of those two options
did some exercise last night for the first time in ages and i only feel a little like i fell down the stairs. that's fitness baby!! can't wait to be buff enough to carry babes around on my shoulders like johnny bravo