well she has to be a 10 in str, dex and cha to get it so

Is she a 10 or does she just have a Levin Sword

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Order of Mithras. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" for the logistical miracle they performed in part 2 of Fortune's Weave

rip to you guys, but the beautiful spy trying to honeypot *me* is genuinely charmed by my joie de vivre

this is why you date trans women, who will know equal amounts about their wives' bodies as their preferred 19th-century battle.

the magus@themagus.bsky.social · 11h ago

got absolutely etherized by anne carson's beauty of the husband the other day

Congratulations sapphics, I know you’ve been waiting for this day.

Alanis Morissette Comes Out as Pansexual

The singer-songwriter made the revelation on the Handsome podcast, co-hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune Feimster.

them.us

got absolutely etherized by anne carson's beauty of the husband the other day

wonder how many people under 30 know the Konami code because of references to the Konami code in pop culture and have no idea what kind of games up-up-down-down are from

for sale: baby. don’t want it

Beatrix Potter epic high fantasy

*drops this photo of Debbie Harry into the TL like a flashbang*

Giant gust of wind just knocked the power out here in Portland, so I have to live like my great-parents for the next while (cellular data on the phone and switch 2 in handheld mode)

honestly sorta how i feel right now. i love this game. i enjoy playing it. i want to see what happens next. but jesus christ

*putting on my coat, trudging out the door,walking through the rain, entering a shitty little building, grunting at the receptionist, punching my timecard, pouring some mostly hot water over some cheap tea, and logging into Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave for the night shift*

I invited Abdul El-Sayed to the local, sadly he's already got commitments that day 😔🤙

no one more important to developing the distorted, angular guitar sound that became the hallmark of New York rock bands for generations to come

Punk Rock History@punkrockhistory.bsky.social · yesterday

Yet more truly sad news. Richard Lloyd, the virtuoso guitarist for the band Television, has died at the age of 75 According to his family, the guitarist—who was diagnosed with bile duct cancer in March 2026—passed away on Saturday from the disease. #television #richardlloyd #RipRichardLloyd

The two schools of game design are "You should be honest with the player" and "You should lie to the player." I'm working on a third category, "You should be honest with the player in a way that makes them think that you're lying to them"

NEWLY ELECTED DEMOCRAT: Now I love trans people, normally... *removes sweater to reveal "Protect Trans Kids" shirt* ...but women's sports... *puts on giant foam "Dolls Rule! #1!" hat and finger* ...just shouldn't be played... *blasts air horn that plays SOPHIE* ...by biological males.

the increasing intersection between podcast leftists and Maureen Dowd is incredible to behold

Amelia Carhartt@theschwall.bsky.social · 2d ago

When I saw that committed anarchists were flyering at No Kings protests it made the "these things don't matter" leftists seem even more out of touch than even before. Fully a terminally online-brained opinion (which is why the national political press dismissed them as well)

*hacker voice* I'm gay

anybody, uh, anybody up for ruining their life with me www.me3tweaks.com/blog/modding...

an election fought entirely on my preferred battleground, it seems (good eyeliner)

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

This is what makes America great imo

To USian liberals who think that Puerto Rican statehood is the progressive position: here is one reason it isn't. The statehood movement in PR is insanely right wing and racist. They absolutely love Trump.

midnucas 🇵🇷@midnucas.bsky.social · 2d ago

The statehooders in Puerto Rico are trying to replace the 8-hour workday with a 10-hour workday. They just passed a bill for that in the House

dolls to watch out for: "Cautionary Tale"

Happy first birthday to Whiskerwood! 🐭🎉 It's been one year since the game launched into Early Access. In that time, @minakatadynamics.bsky.social has expanded the game with a massive nautical update, added Mac support, and so much more. Here's to many more years with our Whiskers!

NEWLY ELECTED DEMOCRAT: Now I love trans people, normally... *removes sweater to reveal "Protect Trans Kids" shirt* ...but women's sports... *puts on giant foam "Dolls Rule! #1!" hat and finger* ...just shouldn't be played... *blasts air horn that plays SOPHIE* ...by biological males.

Three weeks ago I was like "I haven't heard anything about no kings lately, did they just give up" and then there was another one and then *this whole thing* happened so the joke was on me

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · 2d ago

you know what was in retrospect a huge story that the political media mostly missed? no kings. the savvy take was that the protests had no juice because so many of the protesters were old. seniors are by far the highest voting propensity age cohort.

best movie review i've ever read. "olivia colman gets her spine realigned by a wicker basket," taking 150 people in the 4dx theatre along with her on this magical journey