rowan kaiser

@rowan.monster

high-risk, mid-femme one-time tv and game critic, retired into podcasting with @totalmassacre.bsky.social current video game consultant 🏳️‍⚧️ PDX, millennial elder

Yes officer I was in the carpool lane. my passengers are right here, Rover and Lassie. Sir, you may not believe dogs do not count as “passengers” but I ask you what else could they be? They are occupying my vehicle and tell me what red lights are optional. yes we were speeding after a mail truck.

MY ARCH-NEMESIS: All your great works, all your grand plans, culminating in this? *scoffs* I know now that you’ve never been worth my regard. I’d crush your frail body beneath my heel but for the fact that it would sully my boot. ME, NOSE DEEP IN HIS WIFE: cmm muh gmmum a mimih hih duhd

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.

"Does this engine's built-in scripting language allow me to write code using the finest and most adaptive logo-syllabic writing system ever devised in ancient Mesopotamia? If you're considering Godot for your next project, the answer is a resounding 𒀭𒈾."

Godot supports coding in Sumero-Akkadian Cuneiform, if you needed another reason to switch game engines

Take cognizance that (from now on) I will not accept here any code that is not of fine quality.

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