The Bus

there would be so many children named 14% wolf piss slushie if only furries could figure out how to impregnate each other through gay sex (one of the great scientific problems being worked on as we speak)

Austin Devvania@austindevvania.bsky.social · 4w ago

That shit was real btw

We have a little over 24 hours to save the internet. The vote for a package of internet-freedom destroying bills is being rushed to the US House floor on Monday the 29th. Spread this beyond Bluesky, ASAP. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

The KIDS Act Would Require Age Checks To Get Online

Buried inside the KIDS Act are provisions that will push online services to verify all users’ ages, require government-directed moderation policies for online speech, and even create new rules about p...

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this fucking image is so stupid but it kills me

Synapse Films have announced via their newsletter that Kathryn Bigelow's Near Dark is getting a 4K UHD release with Dolby Vision from a recently discovered 35mm camera negative for its 40 anniversary. Will include new bonus features and a remastered Tangerine Dream CD soundtrack.

Uni has a bladder infection, but he’s energetic and eating well, so I’m relieved. I hope he gets better soon

GAS STATION SWORD AND SORCERY

thinking about this on the eve of nuclear apocalypse as the on line libs bravely defend the inaction of public officials by yelling at communists on blue sky dot app

Gallifreyan Jedi@jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 2y ago

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

Republicans keep winning because their dipshit voters are like "please do this illegal bigoted thing" and they say "yep you got it whatever you want" and dems keep losing because their voters say "please stop doing this unpopular thing" and they're like "mm guy who pays me says no :/"

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

Someone should let me come over and play dis….

March 8, 2026 - Tehran at sunrise today. But the sun is hidden behind a sky filled with smoke. After a night of intensive strikes on oil facilities, thick black clouds now hang over the city, turning morning into something that feels like night.

"If I was to use ChatGPT for my designs rather than our designer Sean, that's taking money out of the local area into the hands of a multibillionaire ... removing value from the local community and local artists [and] into the hands of some of the richest people in the world." #AIslop #refuseresist

Newcastle pubs ban AI art from breweries to protect local creatives

As two pubs in Newcastle ban AI art, artists discuss the impact it can have on creatives.

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"Look, it's okay for moderates to say they won't vote for someone because they're too progressive, but progressives aren't allowed to say they won't vote for someone for being too moderate/conservative"... for reasons. Uh huh. Sure.

Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics@domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 6mo ago

“Sanders is too radical to appeal to moderates” was not some smokescreen, it was the honest opinion of all the dem voters I knew personally because *Sanders was too radical to appeal to them*

Bortposting cow tools? What a time to be alive

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

IGN@ign.com · 6mo ago

Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK

All the anti-war and anti-occupation protestors were right. All the far leftists were right. All the “woke scolds” and your friend who’s “too woke” were right. They were somehow even more right than they may have realized at the time. But really, it was always obvious they were right.

in other words, the more we demand we abolish ICE, the more other people will tell us that’s unpopular, or unstrategic. that’s why they are saying that: because it is becoming popular, and it is strategic (if your goal is “end ICE violence,” not “protect some Democrats from taking a stand on ICE”)

don't worry tim your steadfast belief in police and the rule of law will protect you

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · 7mo ago

Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.

I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time

Nolan Void@wolter.bsky.social · 7mo ago

One of the few positives about the last decade or so is people are starting to get hip to the fact that the Luddites were right all along.

Superstition xkcd.com/3191/

Gm

*🐖* hhnnn Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwauuuuwauowauu

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank

Ragú Unveils Sensory Deprivation Marinara Tank

SCHAUMBURG, IL—Claiming the new offering would revolutionize the use of pasta sauce in stress reduction and pain relief, Ragú officials unveiled a new sensory deprivation marinara tank at a press even...

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