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"Never eat anything bigger than your head."

Like many other Americans, I would totally be watching tonight's lovely gladiatorial spectacle, but dammit, I already committed to helping deworm a neighbor's dogs, repainting a vacant garage in the alley and then drinking turpentine and watching Archer episodes until I pass out. #Priorities

The Americans asked her, "Have you met the Queen?" She said, "I haven't, but Dick (her protection officer) meets her regularly." They turned to the policeman. "What's she like?" He said, "She can be very cantankerous, but she's got a lovely sense of humor."