Prescriptivism Must Die!

@mgrammar.bsky.social

Psycholinguist, and the guy who used to write Motivated Grammar. He/him. Erstwhile blogger: https://motivatedgrammar.wordpress.com Prosecute ICE and send Homan to the Hague.

Bombshell new report out from my investigators this morning spanning our four year investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s financial records. This report shows exactly how Wall Street protected Epstein and enabled his sex trafficking for decades. Mega thread following with some key points:

Deutsche Bank, JPMorgan, BofA Enabled Epstein, Wyden Report Says

Democrat Ron Wyden cited nonpublic documents held by the US Treasury in a report that says banks delayed reporting suspicious financial transactions and calls for tougher anti-money-laundering rules, ...

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Neat rare #grammar sighting in the wild: a resumptive pronoun! "A glitch, which we will explain how to make use of *it* later [...]" By standard grammar rules and most syntactic analyses, that "it" shouldn't be there. The extracted noun is supposed to leave behind a silent gap, not a pronoun. 🧵

The Texas Lt Governor went on the news and tried to convince the elderly to sacrifice their lives for the economy, and no one punched his slick little smirk off his face. Boris Johnson held an illegal party including Rishi Sunak during a "lockdown" and lied about it, yet Boris still gets interviewed

Lewis Goodall@lewisgoodall.com · 4d ago

No need for anyone to agree with me - but some of the responses to this on here reminds me just how stifling and absolutist a period in our national discourse Covid was.

I've heard so many conspiracy theorists complain that Covid restrictions were about telling everyone that only some of us were essential, and the rest of us were expendable. But if you have any memory whatsoever, you know that "essential" in Covid terms *meant* "expendable".

Luke@splitletters.bsky.social · 3d ago

I was working "Essential" Retail(Walmart) at the start of covid, and I feel like most people don't truly understand the degree to which we felt like we were sent to the wolves. Everyone else got sent home to stay safe, while we were meat for the meat grinder. Made the machinery of it all real clear.

There is only one worthwhile reason to relitigate Covid restrictions, and that is to figure out how to have a more effective containment plan for the next pandemic. This rotten-brained charlatan refuses to think about that issue. So where does that leave us?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

BASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?

Traditionally South America's Amazon jungle area was seen as very sparsely inhabited before European contact, with at most scattered small hunter-gatherer tribes. Now, evidence keeps pointing to huge civilizations which built enormous structures. #archaeology phys.org/news/2026-07...

An ancient civilization of millions once flourished in the Amazon

New research conducted using airborne laser scanning reveals that a multicultural civilization that flourished in southwestern Amazonia between 600 BCE and 850 CE was home to millions of people. Spann...

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I was checking in on a Spokane news broadcast about the fires up there, and the channel's chat is entirely cranks ranting about "the jab", asking if the fire was started by 5G towers, and debating what will happen to Israel during the Rapture. Oh, and now they're blaming HAARP.

It is funny that this person thinks “immigrants defended the union while native born whites sought to destroy it in the name of slavery” is an argument against immigrants being Americans. This is precisely the point, nothing about being born here makes you better bsky.app/profile/aphc...

Alexander Clarkson@aphclarkson.bsky.social · 4d ago

Another datapoint for the fascist radicalisation of institutional pillars of much of the American Right

They tried to throw an Olympian, who trained and competed for his country, in prison to cover for the wannabe king who destroyed a national treasure with a corrupt deal with one of his cronies. This is why you don’t tell them “welcome home” or vote for their nominees or vote to fund their govt.

One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.

Sam Altman: cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:

connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.

every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.

Our Prospect Patriot of the day is Ida Tarbell, the great muckraker who exposed the dastardliness of John Rockefeller's Standard Oil, the company that ruined her father's life. She was concerned with understanding not just how the world worked, but for whom. prospect.org/2026/07/31/i...

Ida Tarbell: The Journalist Who Took Down Rockefeller - The American Prospect

Not even Teddy Roosevelt could break up his corrupt oil monopoly—until a daughter of the Pennsylvania oil fields came along.

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i've said it before but "even if we suspect a lab leak we should not publicly accuse China of a major crime against humanity without strong evidence" is in fact a very good and responsible position to hold

I wrote today's Prospect Patriots profile on Louis Brandeis. He would have made the list if he was never a Supreme Court justice! He was America's foremost anti-monopolist; wrote & inspired the "New Freedom" agenda fully realized in the New Deal; & as a reformer revolutionized several industries.

Louis Brandeis: The Empiricist - The American Prospect

Louis Brandeis believed that facts could change lives and break excessive power where it accumulated.

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I feel bad that I spend my time on here posting about politics rather than language and grammar. I worry it's not fair to those of you who liked Motivated Grammar rather than Mad Gabe. But I think I figured out why the two issues feel so intertwined: prescriptivism is a gateway to authoritarianism.

The Campus Free Speech Wars Are Over. MAGA Won. It’s clear that the right was always the biggest threat to free speech. The MAGA-pilled Republican Party has moved at federal & state levels to censor very content of what professors can teach & students can learn. newrepublic.com/article/2135...

The Campus Free Speech Wars Are Over. MAGA Won.

The right spent years trying to convince us that campus lefties were authoritarians in waiting. But then an actual authoritarian became president.

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The Atlantic ran a whole series of bad articles recently claiming that the only way Democrats could win is by getting Republicans to vote for them. Interesting to see that the Republican plan is to get their base to vote, not to try to appeal to independents. Which one of those worked last time?

Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 6d ago

Two days after filing suit so his company can keep making nudes of children, news of massive Elon Musk donations to keep the GOP majority. This is a slam dunk argument dropped into Dem laps. www.axios.com/2026/07/29/m...

Tech billionaire Elon Musk is jumping into the midterms with a huge investment in a plan to boost Republican voter turnout, Axios has learned.

Driving the news: Musk is resuscitating his dormant super PAC, America PAC, which spent more than $260 million to help get President Trump elected in 2024.
America PAC will focus on door-knocking, digital advertising and direct mail aimed at turning out the conservative base, including voters who typically are less inclined to cast ballots in a non-presidential election year, sources with knowledge of the plans tell Axios.
Musk's representatives declined to specify exactly how much he'd spend. But given what he donated in 2024, the number is expected to be high.

I'm just so damn tired of these lying nihilists. They believe in nothing other than swinging their fists around hoping to hit someone. Two years ago, he was mad because he had a family member who had long Covid. Now he's mad that the government tried to prevent Covid.

Snippet from the Kansas City Star:

At a committee hearing, he announced that his family had been affected by the scourge of “long COVID,” a condition that can persist for months or years after contracting the virus. “This is personal for me,” he said. “One of my loved ones is one of those 16 million people who suffer from Long COVID, incapacitated for some two years.” The condition, Marshall said, is like mononucleosis “that never goes away.”

Read more at: https://www.kansascity.com/opinion/readers-opinion/guest-commentary/article284591385.html#storylink=cpy
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.

Sen. Roger Marshall: "Who didn't have a friend who took this vaccine and had some time of complication? A stroke, a blood clot, a young man getting some type of heart inflammation. That's what destroyed the trust in the American people for our government."

The AI world is Kafka's nightmare. UK govt: Our CFIN document says this woman will be safe if deported. Judge: I can't find this document, does it exist? Govt: Yes, it's in this archive. J: No it isn't G: Oh, here it is. J: This isn't the right document G: Well, it says it's okay J: No it doesn't!

Snippet from a Guardian article ( https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/28/home-office-used-ai-hallucinated-information-to-refuse-asylum-claim-judge-suggests ):

But the document could not be found, although its existence was relied upon by a judge who rejected her appeal against the Home Office’s refusal decision in an immigration court known as the first-tier tribunal.

The woman lodged a further appeal to a more senior court, the upper tribunal, where another judge raised concerns about the unlocated document. In a decision on 14 July, the judge said: “It appears that no such CPIN has ever existed.”Snippet from a Guardian article ( https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/28/home-office-used-ai-hallucinated-information-to-refuse-asylum-claim-judge-suggests ):

The Guardian asked the Home Office if the document existed and where it was. After initially sending a link to an archive where the document could not be found, the Home Office produced a different document, a piece of unpublished internal guidance known as a country information note (CIN).

No CPIN has been published on Morocco since 2017. In the course of the case, the Home Office’s references changed from the internal guidance CIN to the CPIN, which are generally treated as authoritative by judges.

The internal document, which was never disclosed to the court in legal proceedings, does not conclude that Morocco is a safe country for the forcible return of women such as the one appealing against the decision.