Dunning-Kuebler, it's when you think you are prepared for grief, not realizing how overwhelmed you actually are.
Michael Heide
@michaelheide.bsky.social
Narrare humanum est. Storytelling is human.
"Loosely translated" means "I'm inventing bullshit to make you angry" now.
✨queer commie terrorist✨@britculpsapp.bsky.social · 13h agohe was literally born in michigan
"It's justified that they rule: They are descended from Gods!" "Aren't Gods just an invention by them?" "Doesn't matter. It's justified that they rule: They have noble blood." "Aren't noble bloodlines just an invention by them?" "Doesn't matter. It's justified that they rule: They have more money."
Why is everyone still letting him distract them from the Epstein Files? Why are we talking about any idiotic topic he hands us?
Josh Marshall@joshtpm.bsky.social · 5d agoAbsolutely had to check this one because it couldn’t be real. It’s real.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Jimmystewart in Rear Window with Camera
Alt: Jimmy Stewart in Rear Window
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Paul Carroll@paulcarroll.bsky.social · 7d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Did I tell you that I wrote a fanfic about slatted blinds? It was a classic 'enemies to louvres' fic. Love it blinds, after all.
Best film adaptation of the Odyssey wrong answers only
Dude, What Does Mine Say? (Dude, Where's My Car)
Alt: Scene from Dude, Where's My Car. Jesse and Chester forgot that they got tattoos on their shoulders saying "Sweet" and "Dude". The placement makes it impossible for each to see their own tattoo, so they ask each other. But the phrases they picked make it easy to mistake the answer for excitement, so they find themselves caught in a loop of: "DUDE. What does mine say?" "SWEET. What about mine?'
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Andy Khouri@andykhouri.bsky.social · last wk.Best film adaptation of the Odyssey wrong answers only
I am not saying that I want to actively expedite the process, nor would I ever suggest that anyone else does... But I'm really, really, really looking forward to the day that Elon Musk's body remigrates to the ground, and his pitiful excuse for a soul remigrates to the lowest corners of Hell.
Snigdha@snig.bsky.social · 2w agoTweet from Elon Musk: “Anyone who opposites remigration is a traitor” posted yesterday.
hankgreen.com/smush · Jul 26 674 pts · PERFECT 💯 🥞🥞🥞 🥞⭐🥞 🥞🥞🥞
John Oliver's Funny Face and Prayer Gesture
Alt: John Oliver visibly holding himself back not to say something, tapping into his last reserves of self control
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Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w agoYou suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?
Why is that cloud shaped like the Wu-Tang W?
The Onion@theonion.com · 2w agoU.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week
This is why I won’t read your Substack, people.
Rebecca Solnit@rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 3w agoAnd as a commenter welcomes, guess who just welcomed Andrew Tate onboard? Yep, Substack.
Say It Isn't So, starring Chris Klein and Heather Graham. In a sneak preview. Stone cold sober.
Defector@defector.com · 3w agoWhat's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
The Dude: Really Tied The Room Together
Alt: Scene from The Big Lebowski. The Dude (played by Jeff Bridges) blinks rapidly, visibly confused
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Beaver Bones Robertson@darickr.bsky.social · 3w agoWithout saying your age, what is your favorite movie released the year you turned 18?
![screencap of a tumblr post by user kidzbopdeathgrips that reads:
it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao
like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.
"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality
"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"
2020: [a picture of an Elephant in a Room labelled 'address me']](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kil2w3egtttricngw4qvdhtx/bafkreihqblbjrpwmb35ccp27srha3iuxut5fop7o5dfpjmismxaxlivnuq)
Next stop: Innsmouth. For trains to Miskatonic University, change into line ♠️
Folks, I am a positive person who is happy in my life and who tries to see people’s good side wherever possible and I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate JKR’s loathsome guts.
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
The least we can do is insist Australia adopt Sam Neill’s Event Horizon flag.
Perhaps overshadowed today by the tragic news about Sam Neill, but we also lost another great actor today: Wai Ching Ho. A well-kent face most widely known for playing as Matriarch crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel Defenders shows, and the voice of Grandma in Turning Red.
Wai Ching Ho, ‘Daredevil’ and ‘Iron Fist’ Actress, Dies at 83
She played crime boss Madame Gao in the Marvel series.
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i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
Hey @chicagotribune.com Editorial Board: Why did you describe me as a “bomb-throwing influencer”? This is wrong, inflammatory, and racist. Change it. www.chicagotribune.com/2026/07/05/e...
