Mienshao

@miensha0.bsky.social

But ya are, Blanche, ya are in that chair!

You wanna know why I love Victor Wembanyama? The first words he said into the mic after last night’s game 7 were: “These guys behind me have no idea how much I love them.” Like, in the age of ‘what is a Man’ that was.. profound. Amazing shit. All said, go Knicks 😅

@jamestalarico.bsky.social might be one of the most significant Democrats of our time perhaps solely for the fact that he is creating permission structure for white evangelicals to (1) Question MAGA and (2) Consider voting for a Dem. Evangelicals are MAGA’s core. Anything to challenge that is good.

Sorry babes, still trying to lower my heart rate after seeing David Attenborough trending on bsky. He’s okay, everything’s okay, it’s just his birthday. It’s just his birthday.

WOW. So #Wendys heard the public outcry and is bringing Sweet n Sour sauce back… but only “temporarily” Did you motherfuckers not learn? Well anyways, I’m gonna make it a moot point by buying so many nugs w/ S&S sauce that they have no GD choice but to make it permanent. #SweetNSourSupremacy

Mienshao@miensha0.bsky.social · 9mo ago

Soooo #Wendys got rid of their sweet n sour sauce and replaced it with NASTY “sweet chili” ?!?!? Wtaf. Guess I won’t be eating there in the foreseeable future…

Between Reese leaving the Sky, and half the damn Bulls’ roster getting traded, this year has SUCKED for Chicago basketball. At this rate, Chicago won’t be seeing any playoffs until the 2030s… ugh.

Movie pitch: Cocaine Safari Think the plot of Cocaine Bear, but follows a family on a safari trip, and a drug plane accidentally drops a huge bag of coke on a nature park. The family endures a high hippo, a good goring scene with a coked out elephant or rhino, a druggy giraffe. Hollywood—call me!!

STRATTON STRATTON STRATTON STRATTON STRATTON JULIANA MOTHERFUCKING STRATTON!!!!!!! Cannot wait for my NEXT Senator, Juliana #Stratton!!!!!! IL said no to PACs, no to crypto, and no to regressive politics!!! 💙

The American Dream may be dead, but the Americone Dream™️ lives on and is delicious—and if Ben and Jerry’s discontinues that flavor when #Colbert ends his show, I will absolutely fucking lose it..!