mikeo
@mikkaio.bsky.social
they should make a video game about skateboarding cabletwo.net he/him
oh that's why i wasn't getting gc invites, i hadn't updated my app. i just hadn't updated my app abd that's why i didn't get any invites to any of the cool new group chats. it was because of not having updated the app yet and that's why i havent been invited is because it wasn't updated yet, the app
(hitting demo 3 on the old casio magic light keyboard i just dragged out of the attic) a ha! another hit song written for my band, the 1975
oh no i hope they don't replace the transphobic libertarian with someone bad
in the wake of cursedsynth's banning, my thoughts are with his daughter zoe to whom his account and life was dedicated
🚨@cursedsynth has been banned🚨 Cursedsynth, girlfriend of cryptologist Robert Langdon, is a neuroscientist, targeted by a mysterious organization after a breakthrough. You will find many astonishing sentences in “The Secret of Secrets,” Dan Brown's latest TED-Talk travelogue thriller.Oct 8, 2025
(peeling off sticker to reveal that chat gpt really stands for cursedsynth's hat gpt) my god...
(guy who learned to speak english by watching lock stock and two smoking barrels) hello my slag
year of the horsle starts now
mikeo@mikkaio.bsky.social · 12mo agoHUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! after many months of downtime and a huge bidding war, Horsle finally has a new home! Much imi"neigh"ted (imitated) but never outdone, this is the ONLY word game on the Internet where the answer is always just the word horse. That's the Horsle guarantee cabletwo.net/horsle
Bug free ✅ Brilliant design ✅ Delivering on its promise every day ✅
mikeo@mikkaio.bsky.social · 12mo agoHUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!! after many months of downtime and a huge bidding war, Horsle finally has a new home! Much imi"neigh"ted (imitated) but never outdone, this is the ONLY word game on the Internet where the answer is always just the word horse. That's the Horsle guarantee cabletwo.net/horsle
spending most of my time nowdays imagining a guy mistakenly calling thomas a train so i can swoop in and school him in front of my crush
not every holiday needs to become a season. sometimes it can just be a day
yeah they're called blink 182 because when you hear their music you turn 182 degrees and walk away
anyone else get serious "Rock Music" vibes when listening to blink 182?
when you get replaced by a pod person what happens to the original you? do they put you in their old pod or where do you go. need to know by tomorrow morning btw
seems you guys were completely wrong about consumerism. just bought something that turned out to be the last thing i needed and everything in my life clicked perfectly into place. keep shopping until you find the right item! you won't know it till you've bought it!!
haha no i'm buying it for a post. yeah sort of an inside joke. no not friends exactly. it's from twitter. no this is for bluesky. bluesky? the app? right yeah like twitter. so this guy cybersmith... yknow it's easier if i show you the tweets. no they don't mind waiting. you don't mind do you?
Im hearing mikeo has gone as viral as justin bieber’s egg. can anyone corroborate ?
me: trying to tell my friend that I found the location of the priceless jade scorpion i've been searching for all these years moments after i proposed to my girlfriend my friend who always misses the point of every story: omg congratulations on your engagement!!! so happy for you!! 🙄
it's not a big deal to be named nile jarvis, as I am. just the normal name my parents happened to give me. no big whoop
my name is Nile Jarvis. two fun facts about me, I'm a man of few words and big action
ONE PERFECT SHOT THE TIME TRAVEL HILLS (2024) Dir. Tatiana Sokolova, Daniel Curtis Lee
just some of my great ideas if anyone at amazon mgm follows me (they all do)
