Milt Q. Llama III
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms
Thank you @cardinals.com (post here you cowards) for sticking with Busch Stadium for 73 years
Robert O'Neill@robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 15h agoyou can call stadiums whatever you want. i usually default to the name it was when i was a child. if you do it long enough it'll come all the way back around sometimes like the delta center or reliant stadium
when i start ruminating on the boxed cereals which destroyed my memory, nothing can help me sleep. not even getting in full military regalia
I'm on mescaline. I've been spaced-out all day.
His defense and arm are something else but I think it’s time we have a conversation about Winn. This team is expected to be rolling in 2029. Is he on that team?
Thomas Nestico@tjstats.ca · 2d agoMLB Worst OPS Data: FanGraphs https://www.fangraphs.com/leaders/major-league?pos=all&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2026&month=0&season1=2026&ind=0
I have a fake tooth because of this place
Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 3d agoCardinal Stadium, Louisville (1957-1997)
That's Tenenbaum's sister, Margot, and her new husband, Raleigh St. Clair. They were just married yesterday, Jim.
I saw this man playing Russian Roulette in Vietnam
Mike Noble@mikenoble.bsky.social · 4d agoUltimate Man shook my hand and then told me exactly how I was going to die.
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
another day, another instance of I Cannot Say
NBC10 Philadelphia@nbcphiladelphia.com · 4d agoICYMI: Possible measles exposure reported at the NICU at CHOP in Philadelphia, officials say
Just read the plot on wiki, and yeah, this seems like it would be a good movie if anyone else was in it
Kat Abughazaleh@katmabu.bsky.social · 4d agookay tbh it would be a totally serviceable b-level action thriller on streaming if the lead actor had any talent the writing was mid and riddled with plot holes but the twist was fun, even though you could see it coming. I give it a solid C+ esp in comparison to Prime’s War of the Worlds
I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
Ray J yelling “What are you guys gawking at? Get that president out of here!” in Mars Attacks! might have surpassed Emilio saying “Hasta lasagna, don’t get any on ya” in Mission Impossible as my favorite line from a movie
I want this man to (I am immediately tacked and thrown into the back of an unmarked van)
Kathleen Bachynski@bachynski.bsky.social · 5d ago“On Thursday, Mr. Gorton said that “the success of the polio vaccine was a massive medical fraud” and that widespread vaccination was a “public health disaster.” He received a standing ovation… Mr. Kennedy spoke next, linking arms with the group even as measles cases continue to rise”
The Japanese dub of Dean Pelton’s Rap might be my favorite thing ever
A kid is wearing a Tanzania jersey at my oldest’s soccer practice. What a pull
ok ok hold on so cell phones are touch screens and you spend all your time posting to short form livejournal?
ʙᴇᴀᴜx 🕋@obsidian.blacksky.app · 6d agoWould 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?
You should budget $3,500 so you can throw some D’s on that bitch
Sickos Committee@sickoscommittee.org · 5d agoTHE 1998 CADILLAC GOPHEARSE IS FOR SALE ONLY 3,000 BUCKS
Love that they can use this language but if I speak my mind on her, I get in trouble
Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com · 5d agoHoly shit. Marcy Kaptur becomes the latest Dem to release an anti-trans ad, and its worse than all the rest combined. "I voted WITH Republicans to keep transgender ideology out of schools, and let me be clear, boys should NOT play in girls sports." This is getting out of control.
I hope I’m the first to point out to someone that this isn’t a chicken wing he’s eating. He’s eating a cinnamon roll. No one who eats a cinnamon roll this way should be near the Oval Office
Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com · 5d agoEating at the gate before boarding starts
No matter who wins, we...you know what? Fuck this. Fuck all these people. I'm going to make a sandwich.
Buttadeus@thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 6d agothe girls are fighting
