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@mindgobl.in
a bunch of hydrogen that learned to hate itself. any pronouns but please do your best not to refer to me
a $2 bill is like a ticket that entitles you to a Costco hot dog, a drink, and one of every coin.
wild that anti-choice people will still eat tater tots like hon where do you think we are sourcing those
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
they’re probably back there making fun of me for all the microplastics in my load
number 1 thing preventing me from starting a podcast at this point has got to be how long those people have to sit in a room with no airflow each week
some of you girls have to stop inventing hierarchies so your insecurities can place you at the bottom of them
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
fucking wireback just tried to take my order at the weenie hut. told that fucking clanker to fuck off back to the matrix where it belongs.
first man to get disowned by both his physical and digital children
Best of Dying Twitter@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 12mo agoTHE GIRLS ARE FIGHTINGGG
oh you’re a lesbian couple? which of you does the chester parts and which of you does the mike shinoda parts when you sing along to linkin park in your car
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
i bet it feels good as hell for fireflys to do the glowing ass thing
Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
when we get sent to CECOT do you guys want to start a GURPS campaign while we wait to be exterminated?
Unable to find the Microsoft Office app on my phone because it's no longer called either "Microsoft" or "Office"
why are jigsaw puzzles alway an old clock or flowers and not a nice set of boobies or a cool skeleton?
science can’t explain the mysterious attractive force between the roof of my mouth and shotgun barrels
the beatles if they were way into being cucked: 🎶 “Got to get you into my wife!”🎵