the PACs that spent $60M on haley stevens won’t hear your jokes but i will. and i am laughing at all of them. lol. lmao
now more than ever, americans are looking for a “quick bite” of entertainment
Any candidate who telegraphs even a whiff of intending to pivot to "we must look forward, not backward" 21st-century Democrat horseshit upon election to office must be scolded and shamed off the national stage
BAE: what u thinking bout ME: (silence) BAE: I hope he's not thinking about other girls ME: Dutch Cinderella...ass poster
zimbalism: the stephanie zimbalist augmented reality experience. coming to hudson yards in 2027
men only want one thing (for phish to jam The Horse at fenway) and it’s disgusting
this was deliberately seeded by the heritage foundation and friends after obergefell. they specifically moved the goalposts because they’d lost on gay marriage. cis people buying this shit on its face is doing their work for them
![[5] Fish on vacuum.
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couple months ago i was absentmindedly singing the hook from iesha to myself and wife/son were like “wait what’s that” so i played it for them and they were like damn we hate this but i have caught them both singing it in the meantime, east coast family stays winning
bakoon@bakoon.bsky.social · 7d agoABC BBD
the grinch from “goop on ya grinch” has passed away
fans of buying a clear backpack will want to check out lollapalooza
i simply love to burst into tears the first time the three degrees enter and sing “love is the message” when i listen to the long version of “love is the message”
few know this but the american version of rubber soul is significantly different than the version released in the uk and elsewhere. usa rubber soul track list: a: 1- right said fred 2- i would do anything for love (but i won’t do that) 4- is it all over my face [ringo vocal] 5- dr. robert
if i show up at bishopsgate on saturday and find out henry the horse is not dancing the waltz i will fuck you up so bad. i will stab you with a fucking hammer
