[Q] why woman likes to buy shoes? [A] because they can! Happy Shoe Shopping to all the Ladies out there! [2006]
Minty Miranda
@mintymiranda.bsky.social
she/her i make fortnite things and i try my best strive to do good in this otherwise cruel world
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
Yee-haww, the first #MoonChild cosplay has happened! 😃😃 This is Jeff the IT Guy in the Moon Child & Friends Discord. You've got the power to be his friend! 😃 discord.gg/2tBEYBHkSc
Everyone wants you dead. There's a killer on the loose. And you still got a case to solve. Good thing you got a tough broad, a fast car and a whole lotta weapons. Fallen Aces - Episode 2: Shadow of Death is OUT NOW! youtu.be/Kte2sKAUZps?...
Fallen Aces - Episode 2: Shadow of Death - OUT NOW
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 22,1957
hang out?? are you fucking crazy? we're in the middle of a male loneliness epidemic. stay the fuck home
"It was 1988 when I saw my first computer. I still don't know what they're good for to this very day."
if I was cut in half you could prolly do a crazy cheese pull with my body
[Q] Do you still help people even though you don't like them? [A] Of Course, We are all part of Humankind...!! [2008]
[Q] Is jealously a natural reaction? [A] Yes, one is jealous of what they cannot have. You always want what you can't have. [2010]
I bought an unlabelled VHS tape of Muppets Treasure Island by an creepyold man who said it belonged to his dead son boy and when I put it in the player it oozed black goo and it ruined my VHS player and when I went to take it back the old man he was there and he said sorry
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 10,1958
early on in my transition before there were any noticable changes from HRT, i explained to one of my gamer friends that being on estrogen felt like getting the right drivers installed on a gaming PC. it actually made him understand super well and he said it was a good metaphor
francis@dilfkink.kindboys.online · 4w ago[explaining medical transitioning to a gamer] it's like having to install a mod to make the game playable,
killed another casting director today didnt even feel anything