Trickle down economy in action: you book me to pee on you 💛🌊

Letting my hair down does NOT mean I become less strict.

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I will be out of town August 18 - 23 and most of that time I won’t even have cell service. I’ll be out woop wooping it up in the woods 🤡💖 and I’ve reserved August 24 and 25 for myself for recuperation from any shenanigans

Clear out Miss Bat’s wishlist for Her birthday!! Make my beautiful friend’s special day extra fantastic.

Miss Bat × MINNEAPOLIS DOMINATRIX@servemissbat.com · 5d ago

TOMORROW IS MY BIRTH DAY I want to wake up to see My wishlist CLEARED. Look at Me, how can you deny that I deserve every single item on this list: spoilMissBat.com It's a holy day. Do your duty.

Panicking over fetishes and fetish art is basically just going "Noooo if you play pretend too weirdly you go to hell!"

I still can’t hear out of my left ear but I’m doing pretty well!

From the dungeon yesterday, had a had double w @missepiphany.bsky.social where we electro-tortured & then impregnated an especially filthy sub with Our alien eggs hehe.

I have an ear infection and now I know why babies scream

Good morning, I hope we’re all up synthesizing new information and changing our ideas, perhaps even changing our behavior to better fit our values and make the world better for everybody 💖

I answered emails, I tried for what feels like the thousandth time to get my email list working and may have succeeded, and did several other chores and tasks and errands. Now it’s time for reading, cat on lap, and chocolate

Traveling is hard on my body, especially driving myself, so I’m glad today’s drive is short(er) and I’ll be recovering today and tomorrow

People who haven't lived in rural America don't always seem to understand that it's basically an entirely different country. It is not like being in a city or even like being close to a city.

Drove a long time today, and a shorter drive for tomorrow, then I’ll be back home in MN 😊

A very old pic!

We have a podcast to talk about decriminalizing sex work, our lives and experiences as swers, local happenings and policy in Minnesota, media representation of adult work, and more! Our first episode is published pretty much anywhere you can listen to a podcast. feeds.captivate.fm/treading-wat...

A whole bunch of independent, non-profit, and worker-owned media in my feed. Read and share their work, and support them financially if you can.

Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media. Off the top of my head: www.thehandbasket.co 404media.co www.garbageday.email Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.

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100% independent journalism by Marisa Kabas

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Are silky shiny pantyhose your weakness? That’s why they’re my strength. Wolfords? Suntan or black? Sheer or opaque? Layered with thigh highs or even another pair over the top? I love them all.

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan@london.gov.uk · 5mo ago

They said it would take 193 years to clean London’s air. We did it in nine. 💨 London has now met legal limits for nitrogen dioxide air pollution.

it has never been more important to distinguish between freak shit (normal) (saline scrotal infusion, feederism, ABDL) and freak shit (evil) (tradwifery, ivermectin therapy, whatever richard dawkins is doing with anthropic claude)

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Starting my drive today and will finish tomorrow! Ask me questions or tell me about your week so far, I’ll look forward to what you’ve got to say for driving breaks. (I might share some from Instagram here too!)

Spending time with my family for about a week! I hope to still make time for emails and scheduling but we’ll have to see. 💖

You think Mommy’s lap is heaven. Too bad you’ll have to remain bolted to the floor.

My goal this year was to regularly do core exercises and I’ve been back at it 💖 wearing whitie tighties as my workout clothes is just a perk heehee

Is it still a bun drop if I used a claw clip? Either way, it’s nice to let my hair down every now and then 😘

Tldr: stop using the r word, you suck if you use it This disability pride month, I want all millennials to think back to grade school and middle school, when “r*tard” was used as an insult, often coupled with people hitting their hands across their chests.

@wired.com just broke that facial recognition scanners were shut off for the duration of Taylor Swift’s wedding at Madison Square Garden, demonstrating the dynamics of privilege & power when it comes to who gets to opt out of mass surveillance. www.wired.com/story/for-ta...

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