Death Wishbone
@amagire.bsky.social
Werewolf consultant, they/them or þey/þem. Adult Bloodborne/Darksouls Lover. The meat was paid for, but the bones were stolen.
anyway, now that I've eaten a sandwich, walked my dogs, and petted some horses, it's time to issue my statement: the other problem with will stancil is that the opposite position of whatever he ends up arguing, usually because he's mad at someone, is ALSO dumb as hell
it's like sorry, you're going to jail for drawing a good picture of a naked person and posting it on the website that's entirely bad pictures of naked people, but also i'm not supposed to notice that the internet is all bad pictures of naked people now
a wary animal pauses at the edge of the forest, testing the air. something strange drifts in on the morning breeze... "vimes' boots theory doesn't work because rich people throw things away all the time. and what about luxury cars?" aha. the stancil is circling. the deer melts back into the forest
sort of amusingly parallel to how you actually can mute threads on here the exact way everyone on Twitter THOUGHT you could, but didn't actually (e.g. "mute this thread if you don't want to see spoilers")
Death Wishbone@amagire.bsky.social · 4h agono one will see it because that's not how blocking works on here, of course, but it's been three years (or 12,000 years in internet time); the baseline bsky enjoyer is really never figuring that one out
bsky dot team, stop using claude code; my horrible ideas are more creative and my tokens are cheaper, even if my water consumption is basically equivalent this time of year
Death Wishbone@amagire.bsky.social · 4h agoedit button that ONLY appears after a minimum threshold of people have selected "block user" directly from your post. maybe 100. or 1000
bluesky should implement downvotes like reddit. also there should be a separate tab that shows you in real time who your mutuals are blocking. fuck it. anarchy
pro tip, fiction is fiction see something you dont like? damn that sucks, welcome to the internet. curate your spaces, block/mute/wtf'ever we aint getting paid to be your babysitter
an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride
it's time for newcastle to bring back the goddamn werewolf beer I deserve it
I am banning SFF writers from writing panic attack scenes. None of you write them well and all of you are writing them the same way. Stop it. I am sick to death of seeing the same scene over and over again in so much literature.
GO UP your thirty-floor apartment building as cordyceps haunt your brian in Moldrise, a psychological survival horror with no happy endings
Two tailed spider in harder mode: you can see how cryptic they can be on a complex surface!
frowning at my watch, checking my inbox again, starting to draft a formal complaint, because it's been SEVERAL minutes and I haven't seen the regularly scheduled "why we must abolish open primaries for the good of democracy" thinkpiece yet
Many of you liked the "working pony" photo yesterday, here are two more for you
Fairness In Women's Sports shit is disheartening to me for a lot of reasons. but one that I really need people to chew on is: sports do not actually matter that's what they're for they exist to not matter the overton window is so fucked that we're treating *games* as if they're worth any of this
"how much is too much to repost your own arts and crafts" trick question. post whatever you want as much as you want. posting doesn't matter
she's been sitting nicely in a coat of oil all day and I couldn't resist the golden-hour sunlight. let me indulge, it's fine
I don’t understand how you land on a movie premise like “The Purge but for Sex” and immediately go with the people who follow the law and not Sex Outlaws, Fuckin And Suckin Against Authority
They send the government anti fuck force after them but the sex outlaws turn them and fuck them too. Time I was this thread would have already gotten me two seasons on the Starz Network
OK all fixed, time to test. Power: green, sensory IO active, hormone sim active... yep, there's the feedback spikes... alright, next we'll - oh Uhh You want... here on the workbench? "Which genital module do I prefer?" Hm. Well, we DO need to test sensory response... Comm for @loosf.bsky.social!
"but what about the people responsible for all the pet- and childcare slop websites?" thank you for asking! no trial. straight into The Pit
Death Wishbone@amagire.bsky.social · yesterdaybringing back trial by combat but only for whoever is registering all the slop websites for cooking, crafting, and art techniques