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My name is Doof and you’ll do what I say He/him woke 2.0
I think Elden ring is a poor choice of activity during my unwind hour.
Trump is an economic illiterate. But Democrats in general have been hesitant to simply say this. About time.
Saw a very unhinged post about how Alani Witch's Brew is dangerous for Christians to consume. These people are basically in charge of every branch of the government.
i will say whatever i want about AI, go fuck yourself
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Oh, Side SHOW Bob 2. (Throwing sound) 3. That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard 4. Where’s my burrito? 5. What the hell was that?!
Gef the Toking Mongoose@geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d agoThe 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. Let's do it to it, grammar that is 2. There's a doings a transpiring 3. Fine and dandy like sour candy 4. Money can be exchanged for goods and services 5. Now this I like
this is such a common and yet incredible quote: "right now we are focused on november 3rd, not january 3rd" -hakeem jeffries on meet the press just to translate: "we are focusing on getting elected, we have no idea what we would do once elected"
I can’t listen to Felix mispronounce words for four hours
Jonas Salk refused to patent the polio vaccine, as he didn't want credit for this horrific massacre.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · last wk.This is a very dangerous lunatic. RFK Jr: “The polio vaccine "killed many, many more people" than polio ever did.”
[TRAVIS KELCE INSIDE THE AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS CLOSET] "Oh my God... okay, have you guys seen this one? There's a scene where a golf ball ricochets off the tree right back into the guy's nuts."
My youngest lost his favorite stuffed Dino while shopping today. Honestly i don’t know if anything worse has ever happened to anyone.
Kingdom hearts 4 is set for late 2027. So if we are lucky the world will just end before anyone is subjected to it.
CAH is an extremely annoying brand and a much worse game but lol
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2w agoIncredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
