If someone calls me up on the phone and asks me a litany of questions about whether I could beat various animals in a fight, of course I'm saying yes to all of them. For two reasons: 1. It's funny as hell 2. It's true
This burger is going to live or die by the mustard and maybe the pickle. I'll give an update at the end of the month.
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Some people advocate for expanding the Supreme Court - unlikely to positively affect the country at this time. What seems more likely is that it would proportionally increase the size of Harvard Law, leading to longer lines at my favorite bar in Cambridge. On that basis alone, I oppose expansion.
I hate reddit but I found a post about a guy who wants to sue IHOP because they didnt him give enough pancakes.
The Great Man of History theory has fallen out of favor, Paul the Apostle is cited as the lone exception. There may be a second... Everyone else would've made the next strip about the guy eating the lasagna or the dog eating the lasagna but only Jim Davis knew that just the cat eats the lasagna.
have you considered that's a bad idea because my undergrad econ book said so
"Hubbardston" is a town on Massachusetts where these originated. The town has apples on the town seal.
old fruit pictures@pomological.xor.blue · last wk.hubbardston apples, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1905
"Should I make a serious poltlitics post?" Nah I got that orange lasagna loving cat on my mind
I got into a screaming match today because I call that a Space Ghost Cat
David Lovejoy@philadlj.bsky.social · 7mo ago“Primal Self” is still the creepiest Garfield strip
I loved the scene in the odyssey when Odysseus returns to Ithaca and says “do you like apples?” And antinous replies “uh yeah..” and Odysseus says “I shot an arrow through the eye of 12 axes. How do you like them apples!?”
I would have advised Mr. Nixon to not name the Watergate crew after tradesmen known for exposing themselves.
ME: You ever have a vision, in a warm sunbeam with a cold drink, a vision of a happier you? and as soon as you've had it, it haunts you with its fading? MY BEST FRIEND CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI: Nothin' like it
As long as there is life in my breast that'll never happen. We're giving you a break with the 2nd best state in New England, you should pray we do not alter it to the best.
Quora always finds more untilled soil to cultivate new lines of inquiry.
I think only one of us is going to be invited on the podcast with that attitude
Morning harvest… Harrow Delight pears, Pink Princess apple and Surprize apple.
They brought the Banshees of Inisherin donkey on stage for the Oscars, they do the same for the Odyssey dolphins. It is only fair...
Even all the reported false positives and the privacy issues aside, there was a shooter on Memorial Drive in May. It was not picked up by ShotSpotter. Later that same month, the city voted not to renew the contract. That all being said, I would still love to guest on the show. DMs open
Make It Make Sense@themimsshow.bsky.social · 3w agoCambridge ditched ShotSpotter. Now police say it could have helped save a life.
Do astronauts also get annoyed when they hear the desk people clap when they land?
arkansas apples, painted by deborah griscom passmore
I've seen a lot of nasty shit in my day. But this takes the cake! They reversed the likes and the reposts. We are in cloud cuckoo land
men used to go off and fight in war, now they sit on calypso’s shore 🙄
I've read The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, and The Silmarillion. Let me tell you this, more than like 95% of the guys in those books are googas and can be whatever. Dwarf? Googa. The titular hobbit? Googa. Those tree jabronis? Googas. Is the main human guy normal? Nope turns out hes also a googa
Bianca Michelle Parker@bumblebigirl.bsky.social · 3w agoFeels bad that a director of a major studio film is perfectly comfortable saying that casting non-white actors is just something you do to look woke and otherwise isn't remotely necessary
