clams cartel
@mktulpa.bsky.social
world revolution ronin. red sky at night, sailor’s delight. from the masses, to the masses. organizer. notorious western mass guy. Canadian 🇨🇦 clamscartel on discord clamscartel.58 on signal All posts assumed to be parody unless otherwise stated
okay are people actually aware of this? this sounds like something that would happen in the first act of Half Life 2
@bradklafehn.bsky.social · 5mo ago“I’m sure that someone somewhere is working on that." Says the architect of an unfinished desalination project in Corpus Christi, as the city and its chemical plants face a freshwater emergency which could lead to no jet fuel in Texas and evacuation of the city. www.texastribune.org/2026/03/08/t...
more evidence to my theory that misogynists see womanhood as a disability
Mediaite@mediaite.com · 2d agoClay Travis Offers to Pay WNBA Champions $10 Million If They Can Beat a Boys’ High School Basketball Team
Can't think of a thing that will radicalize a generation faster than "you've gotta let that old man in the corner over there see what's inside those pants before you play Kindergarten volleyball."
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 3d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
always like to remind people that this guy became famous for smoking salvia
Internet Comment Etiquette: "Please Flock my Wife"
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clams cartel@mktulpa.bsky.social · 3d agooh hey it turns out every claim Benn Jordan has made about Flock cams is true
oh hey it turns out every claim Benn Jordan has made about Flock cams is true
Drew Harwell@drewharwell.com · 4d agoNew: We found 50 cops who misused Flock cameras and other license-plate readers for personal purposes, often to spy on their girlfriends or ex-wives. He "watched every single move I made. ... Who do you turn the chief of police in to?" wapo.st/3S6rTuo
every woman has wondered whether her dad would take her side or some man's. many of them have learned the answer and often it's not the answer that you'd assume would be the bare minimum expectation for a father
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 4d agoShould the congressman who is credibly accused of beating and throwing scalding water at your own daughter run for re-election? “I don’t know,” says GOP Senator Bernie Moreno www.notus.org/ohio/bernie-...
dude’s high school rap sheet reads like a guy who would wear a leather jacket wax his hair and carry a switchblade
Abby Vesoulis@abbyvesoulis.bsky.social · 3w agoRep. Max Miller (R-Ohio) previously denied a report, also alleged in court records, that he pushed a girl down a flight of stairs in high school. But the woman recently told me the alleged incident remains "one of the more traumatic nights of my life." Inside the investigation: ow.ly/8xU450ZpaNp
man literally refers to his wife before his daughter. Literally the Roger Waters quote about Thom York being like “‘Imagine how Jonny Greenwood is be affected by this.’ JONNY FUCKING GREENWOOD??”
I think the only way to take this seriously from a guy who was literally cited as having known about this before the reporting came out in documents pulled by mother jones is to read this in the Borat voice
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3d agoWASHINGTON (AP) — Ohio Sen. Moreno says Rep. Max Miller should not serve in House after abuse allegations from Moreno’s daughter.
yeah I mean not specific you but does anyone have a granite slab approximately proportionate to Max Miller and a bunch of very large and stackable rocks
Abby Vesoulis@abbyvesoulis.bsky.social · 3d agoDoes anybody have any questions about my reporting on Congressman Max Miller and the allegations he faces?
It’s so funny when people are like “sure you’re an abolitionist now but wait until you’re the victim of a property crime.” Buddy, the most useful thing the police have ever done for property crime is put the form you need to submit to your insurance online.
current feelings around AI: the CEOs shoveling slop into everything should be in jail but the guys spending upwards of $60,000 on elaborate, janky home rigs to run local models for no reason other than to see if it works are engaging in a long and semi-honorable tradition of computer toucher shit
“THIS IS MY GOOD FRIEND ANTON CHIGURH. WE DID PEYOTE BUTTONS IN NAM”
cait (and adonis)@cait.bsky.social · 4d agoAdonis has very funny mannerisms, because he grew up wild on the streets. he's less of a pet and more of a roommate who is also retired special forces. he mostly just hangs out until he decides it's time for combat drills and/or someone else's turn as lookout
Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?
love that an obscure sludge metal band recorded something I would. probably will if I end up recording with my cuz
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this one’s from my phone cus honestly the iPhone 14 has a great camera. second is from this rig. Should have brought the shortie lens for my D200. Love the vintage lenses. The distance shots might be good I haven’t looked at them on my pc
clams cartel@mktulpa.bsky.social · 5d agojust worked my first paid photography gig for my cousin's band lol
also had another girl tell me I look younger than 31 today she literally was like “wait” gave me the full model agent 360 and was like “there’s no way you’re 31” lmao
just worked my first paid photography gig for my cousin's band lol
the funniest thing about Chris Avellone’s critique of the Fallout show is “FALLOUT ISNT ABOUT THE EVILS OF CAPITALISM” you sure about that boss
me, knowing that a guy set up a fake water pump station control system on a virtual network and was immediately hacked when he connected it to the internet: wow how could this have happened
Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 5d agoAre the other 6+ states who were attacked behind the attacks on their water systems too?
"We are going to go through every file." Don't even have to pay me. I'll spend 12 hours a day for meals and a roof doing that Data processing. Every single one will face consequences. Every one. The trials will be Public, kids.
Soraya Nadia McDonald@soraya.press · 6d ago"WE THE FUCKING JUDGE SON" New York, I love you. I love you so fucking much. Via wali_talks on IG
