Mobius Stripper
@mobiusstripper.bsky.social
2006 Time Person of the Year Non-practicing intellectual Dumb jokes and smart takes Opinions presented are your own he/him
I PLAN TO GET SIX-PACK ABS, STOCK READY TO SOAR
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Oh cool, we're at the "if you're a journalist, legally you have to tell me" phase of dumbasses running things.
Jay Willis@jaywillis.net · 2h agoDying at the right-wing activists that (1) held a call with Todd Blanche in which Blanche made a lot of anti-abortion promises, (2) said "uh this is off the record" like doing so would magically ward off journalists, and then (3) UPLOADED IT TO THEIR YOUTUBE CHANNEL www.politico.com/news/2026/08...
Sometimes I feel like my wife could've done a lot better. But the other day, she was doing some yardwork. When she came back in, she said, "I think something but my finger." Without missing a beat, I asked in my worst English accent, "Was it Charlie?" So yeah, she did well for herself.
You are not allowed to have an opinion on this if you've never had to deal with adult theater kids. (You are also not allowed to comment if you think "adult theater kids" is a contradiction.)
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
Brad Tabke? That's the best fake name Brad Radke could come up with? He's even still in Minnesota!
Brad Tabke@bradtabke.bsky.social · 3d agoKeep ICE OUT of MN! Join us for a door knock, followed by a good time at Valley Fair. We’ll keep organizing, we’ll keep standing up for our neighbors, and we’ll keep finding our joy. Sign up at BradTabke.com/volunteer
You would think he, of all people, would have known not to take his holiday on a small, isolated island with eccentric locals.
Justin Hardy, director of Wicker Man sequel, dies three weeks before its premiere
Hardy, a Bafta-nominated film-maker, has died aged 61, having completed a sequel to the cult 1973 folk-horror made by his father Robin Hardy
theguardian.com
new "but how was the play mrs. lincoln" just dropped
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoTrump: "Japan has been very good to us with the exception of Pearl Harbor"
And here I thought *I* had trouble taking compliments 🙄
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 3d agoThose are some nice breasts, queen 🍑🍑👅👅👅💦
In the 2019-2020 season, the US had around 22,000 deaths from the flu. In the 2020-2021 flu season, there were 646 deaths from it. Just something I think about from time to time.
Oh no, what will the Democrats do without the last fifteen minutes of James Carville's life.
Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
"If my brother is going to shoot me, it's going to be off the clock."
Baldwin brother reveals why he walked away from Hollywood
independent.co.uk
Writing "armed agents of the state" on a white board and erasing "of the state" Problem solved!
The worst part about inevitabilities is when they happen.
Grant Brisbee@grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 4d ago
🎶 Show me a tweet, boy Enrage my soul I wanna get mad At some dumb asshole And drift away 🎶
‘I bought this before he went crazy’ sticker on a 1938 VW Beetle
Seeing this, it's easy to make a lot of assumptions about the person who owns it. Then you see the yellow bumper sticker and it just gives the whole thing away.
Travis Miller@justtmill.bsky.social · 5d agoSpotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:
I was FURIOUS when I clicked the like button on this post
Maytera Marble@mayteramarble.bsky.social · 6d agoHarrison Ford, the actor behind loveable scoundrels Han Solo and Indiana Jones, started his career as an on-set carpenter. That makes him a roguelike deckbuilder.
it's so darkly funny these dipshits keep waving around communications, from Andersen, Collins, Fauci, and others, saying "this could be a lab leak and we have to look into that seriously" as evidence they irresponsibility dismissed a lab leak and didn't take it seriously
