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@mofubot.moe

chas!! • professional goblin • bad poster • any pronouns idc • no minors pls 🔞

I’ve volunteered at food pantries and you sometimes get people upset to see someone in a nice car using a food pantry and I need to completely assure you that the person with the nice car actually is in need of that food because people who aren’t in need do not pretend to need food

they called me off of my shift this morning because of a gas leak so i’m just ??? sitting here but glad i didn’t have to drive for 40 min just to get sent home and also grateful to not have exploded

Guys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this

Bob Hoskins with Roger Rabbit

watching shark week and all i can think of is how pissed off i would be if someone broke into my house, threw a wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich on the floor, and touched my face