morgen

@mondhaven.bsky.social

digital concept artist/gamedev trans - butch - she/her - 27 itch: https://morgenschilder.itch.io/ artstation: artstation.com/morgenschilder paypal: paypal.com/paypalme/Mondhaven

Everyone keeps making fun of "hypermascullinity" and "tactical condoms" and so on. Please be serious. The condom is *strategic*. It's my cock that's tactical.

Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.

Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

1:00 PM • 8/14/26 • 1M Views

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British person, irate: Are you taking the piss? Me, buckets sloshing as I stop dead: Its high ammonia content makes it a good household cleaning agent. British person, smiling now: Ah, I see. The ancient Roman way. Me: Exactly right. British person, winking: Urine no trouble then. Me: Very good