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Penis nomenclature is one of the less-discussed hazards of being particular about fanfic. I once read a story that improbably had the exact pairing AND kink I was looking for, only to get clotheslined at the first sex scene by the fact that the text consistently called the lead's penis their "dork".

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

Onfim’s drawing of himself on horseback as a warrior defeating an enemy.Two of Onfim’s works.  On the left is a copy of a passage from the Book of Psalms he did for schoolwork.  On the right is an apparently autobiographical depiction of a monster labeled with “I am a wild beast.”Some more spelling practice by Onfim with some human figures who have round heads and varying numbers of fingers on their big hands.Onfim’s writing practice accompanied by 7 little people in his particular drawing style, who tend to have very big hands with many fingers.

Getting tattooed first 10 minutes: oh I don't like this I think I've made a mistake Getting tattooed hours 1-4: this is really quite relaxing and meditative. I understand the pleasure-pain thing Getting tattooed hours 4+: I will persevere but fuck me, man. fucking christ.

i think one of mgs' funniest jokes ever is when you play mgs2 and you see this guy called vamp who looks like a vampire, has fangs, drinks blood, and you're used to mgs' bullshit so you tell yourself "okay we've got vampires now"........ then it turns out that he's just a regular guy (and bisexual)

It’s hilarious to me that dudes are like “I need to be roided out and 6’3’’ for women to want me” when in my experience most women want to fuck astarion baldur’s gate or that Tim Curry oil slick guy from fern gully