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Putting a tooth under my pillow tonight and hoping a class action lawsuit is there when I wake up

See, I think people should remember that “woke” is a term that had a definite meaning in Black communities. Then progressive and liberal whites appropriated it, while diluting its meaning. That dilution was then used by conservatives to drain all meaning from the term and turn it into to a vague…

Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 10h ago

I enjoy making jokes about "Woke 2" as much as the next person, but I do think people should remember that "woke" wasn't an organization or movement, it's an incredibly vague term being used to summarize up the retrospective impression of the zeitgeist over several decades, it doesn't mean anything.

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MJ 📖🗡️🐝🗝️@singingdogz.bsky.social · 4h ago

Alas, my failing health

I'm 95% certain that constellations aren't real. In 45 years I've only discerned the Big Dipper

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can i use ur chubby tummy as my chew toy orrr

im good for your mental health.

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Hi, I'm a Nintendo fan, which means I overlook everything they- wait, no, stop. what are you doing, we're both Nintendo fans we can't kiss- hmmph~

I'm 95% certain that constellations aren't real. In 45 years I've only discerned the Big Dipper

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Biblically accurate goatse

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without comment

𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊@highnessophelia.bsky.social · 17h ago

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without comment

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

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Ziggy Fleetwood@ziggyfleetwood.bsky.social · 16h ago

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

So many things have moved to subscription models, especially software. You can pay like $600/year for Adobe's Creative Suite or whatever it's called now, and it's still not yours. You still don't own it. But please, I'm all ears, tell me again about how communists make you not own things.

Hack the planet

tallestdude@coreyc.bsky.social · yesterday

Happy Zero Cool Day to all who celebrate #hackers

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Did it again! It may seem insignificant but this was a huge stressor for me and for the past several years my caregiver has been responsible for taking the garbage out to the curb. But with no stairs to navigate, I'm keeping up on it myself

Slippin' Jammy@monkyjamm.bsky.social · 2w ago

One thing I've been scared of is the garbage. At my old place it was difficult to haul everything down my stairs and I'd often just not do it. There are those among you who have seen the pictures of what my old place was like before I got a caregiver. I got the garbage out this morning.

thinking about girls. getting their faces shoved in other girls' sweaty armpits.....,,

The Helmer Cafe and a Helmer Burger. 2 patties, thick bacon, an equally thick ham steak from locally farm raised animals, juicy locally grown tomatoes and lettuce with cheese. And an order of fries that came with a warning over how big a large was. All cooked with loving expertise by a grandma.

Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · last yr.

I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again

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Dwarf girl is not messing around

Ten non-horror movies to get to know me: Lonesome Dove The Neverending Story Interstellar In The Blink Of An Eye The Best Of Kimberly Kane Aladdin The Wizard 10 Things I Hate About You The Beverly Hillbillies Avengers Endgame

Ian@hylian.bsky.social · 2d ago

Ten non-horror movies to get to know me: Fried Green Tomatoes Homeward Bound A League of their Own Hairspray (2007) Perks of being a wallflower Mrs Doubtfire A Monster Calls Wet Hot American Summer 10 things I hate about you Kubo and the two strings

remarkable that the United States has made it official policy to only accept white refugees and people still think it's up for debate whether or not they're white nationalists

When you're being mean to me this is who you're being mean to

FunnyVia@funnyvia.com · yesterday

He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working...