We have officially reached the "I'm muting every political ad" point of the year

Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.

Lorde put on one of my all-time favorite shows in Milwaukee last year, and she has followed that up with one of my favorite Lolla headline sets ever

The Pritzker Pavillion lit up for a show at night is one of my favorite places on the planet (and Lucy Dacus was great as usual)

The US can still win the World Cup if Donald Trump has the courage

Thank god we don't have to hear Country Road Take Me Home anymore

Dumb And Dumber John Denver

ALT: Dumb And Dumber John Denver

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I knew as soon as the experts were like "Cape Verde has NO chance" before the game that this was going to be good

John Hinckley Jr. in 1981

And he is going down the ramp, trying to clear the gorge…and it looks like he’ll make…oh no, he has not made it. He’s hitting rocks, and some more rocks, and yes even more rocks on the way down. Fortunately the ambulance has arrived…oh good god

My face when Kylesa busted out Don't Look Back as the second song in their set at Primavera tonight

Got to see Geese last night in probably the smallest room I'll be able to see them play for a long time

I got to see HUM play twice this week and you did not (well, I'm assuming you didn't)

Just Mustard and Miss Grit were excellent at the Empty Bottle tonight

Oh come the fuck on man how come every morning it’s more Airbud shit to wake up to, except the dog can only play basketball if it’s racist or whatever

I was going to cheer for the Flyers against Carolina, but they are singing God Bless America before the game?? Fuck that shit

And now we have the NHL playoffs without a Florida team from here on out. What a great year

Can they just let the clock run for the last 13 minutes of this Buffalo Boston game? Yikes

We are now in a Tkachuk-free playoff season. Things are already looking up

Let's call this policy what this is. It's socialism. It's Leftism. And it's curing actual ills. Righting institutional wrongs. It's not coming from someone who is infallible, or someone who is always correct. It's coming from someone who promised to help and is trying to keep those promises.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 6mo ago

For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust. We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.

Me seeing that Tamp Bay is one loss closer to getting knocked out of the playoffs

I think the guy in the cowboy hat in the front row for Geese at Coachella has to be a psyop

Pope: [moral critique of illegal war] President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay Media: they are feuding😳

For thr first time in 17 years ART BRUT performed in Chicago tonight

Wow. No one showed up for JD Vance

The whole "Billy Strings makes great music" thing has been psy op the last few years too, right?

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

Could JD Vance go and visit the Vegas Golden Knigjts before the playoffs? Just wondering