Mook Styfawker
@mookstyfawker.bsky.social
Just trying to break the Chad stereotype... it's not going well. I fish for sea cockroaches and sometimes do creative stuff. 🇨🇦 | Occasional NSFW so minors, please leave 🔞.
Heat Safety Experts Advise Americans To Seek Privilege https://theonion.com/heat-safety-experts-advise-americans-to-seek-privilege-1850623871/
"How goes the assassin training program where we teach them to induce heart attacks in their targets through intense sexual intercourse?" "Terribly, sir. They keep fucking one another and ending up into the hospital."
Bought the Mr. Bungle 6LP boxset today. Couldn't pass it up.
The Primus cowboy's urban brother comes to visit with his family.
Retro Commercial Screens@retro-commercials.bsky.social · 2d ago
Hey... I missed you ❤️ See you tomorrow? 9PM EST? I'd love to catch up with you.
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
OTTAWA - Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy individuals, though support skyrockets after noting that Kevin O'Leary has vowed that he will res...
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There is no version of yourself you could become that would satisfy the people who hate you. So you might as well be who you are.
One thing I hate about editing audio is I can’t listen to music and do it.
Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x
Today my niece enthusiastically told me it's "hunky punk" instead of "hockey puck" and I've been giggling over that all morning.
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
ive removed the batteries from the carbon monoxide alarm in sonics house
i dont even know how to access chatgpt bro, what are these people who can't tie their own fucking shoes without asking an LLM first
My favorite is when he put a menthol sausage on the grill and it cuts from his jolly demeanor to him choking on its fumes
Casey Webb@shivs.kindgirls.online · 6mo agothe call of duty grenade distortion after the cut nearly fucking killed me
the call of duty grenade distortion after the cut nearly fucking killed me
Casey Webb@shivs.kindgirls.online · 6mo agoI've watched 300 videos of a man making sausages out of fucked up ingredients over the last two weeks
Throwback to when I wrote a complete dubbing script for the original Godzilla when I was 16 and then acted it out using the text-to-speech engine used for BonziBuddy and Google Translate.
pauline value-added consumer incentive@spacehunterm.bsky.social · last wk.
Jeanne Gibson, known worldwide as Rosie the Riveter, passed away on 29th July 2026 at the remarkable age of 100. Thank you Jeanne for giving women a symbol of strength when we were told we had none. 💋💪🏻💘
Much like the puritanical liberal, who in many ways is identical to the religious conservative mother, they believe that portrayal is agreement.
Oregon 🕎🎲@oregonthedm.bsky.social · 6d ago