Gabriel Morton
@gabrielenguard.bsky.social
A slapdash attempt at the slipshod. I am writing about every episode of The Simpsons. I have played every DOS game. Read here: https://keepetclassy.com/authors/gabriel Watch here: https://www.youtube.com/@KeepetClassy/streams
We hit season 2 of The X-Files and got to my favourite guy, the Flukeman. I forgot what a great monster design / suit he has. Criminal he never had a follow-up episode like Tooms.
MENSA Raven uses his Unleashed IQ for this levitating DDT
Six days with my folks who are 3000% more concerned about whether or not the vegan options at the restaurants I painstakingly chose for them are making food to their exact and particular preferences than they are about getting my pronouns right after 9 years of being out to them
Bay Area Children Set Up Adrenochrome Stand On Side Of Road https://theonion.com/bay-area-children-set-up-adrenochrome-stand-on-side-of-road/
I love a good historical re-enactment.
Nicki Washington, Ph.D.@drnickiw.bsky.social · 7h agoHappy August 5 to all who celebrate.
The idea of needing to convince Shane Warne to have a pint "Ooh, go on, twist me arm"
His actual quote is "you lookin' for a fight" but I guess that's just his way of saying that he loves you❤️ This romantic element led to Konami producing the Tokimeki series of games. Sign up to my onlyfans at tier 69 or higher for exclusive insights into Konami's little known development secrets🤔
Gabriel Morton@gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 7h ago"Do well at combat school. I love you"
Don't forget. Don't mess it up. Crow Country is pretty great, more people should visit this absolutely not haunted abandoned theme park.
This is unironically what it's going to be like if even a single DSA backed candidate makes it into the Dem Primaries for 2028
"Do well at combat school. I love you"
@ohfivepro.bsky.social · 13h agoYou made it.......Nick The breaker of many home computer joysticks in the 80s comes to Arcade Archives this week, it's Konami's 1987 classic Combat School. Complete your training missions before having to rescue the president #コンバットスクール #アーケードアーカイブス #アケアカ
Game: The Last of Us Console: PlayStation 3 Created by: KongFan2006 Uploaded on: August 2nd, 2016
I am very proud to announce that our English translation patch of London Spirit Detectives is now done and released on GitHub. Thanks to aishsha, bigbanana23, Cash Ogawa, Pennywise, Ryusui, TheMajinZenki and vervalkon What a wonderful project! See reply for details.
whatever, doesn't even matter anymore, it's all bullshit anyways
Small question of how one may be so familiar with parchment made from foetal calves.
Time Extension@timeextension.com · 8h agoThis is one of the cooler press items we've been sent in a while. The paper really does feel like vellum, and the text *appears* to be hand-written rather than printed... and check out that wax seal! Bravo @nordcurrentlabs.bsky.social and Black Tower Basement
August 5 1999, Hybrid Heaven debuted on the N64 in Japan! Here are some bullet points: *Aliens *Espionage *RPG *Konami *Sci Fi *Christmas Trees *Wrestling *Plot Twists *Leg Kicks *Human Skin *Suplex *The President
