Sad I won't be online for the Turnstile SNL watch party, but enjoy without me! Last Jewish holiday of the season!
Mordi is a Righteous Hater
@mordi-rc.bsky.social
Any pronouns Excessive Reskeeter, Occasional Shitposter The foundation of righteousness is hidden in the number 7 Skeeting about Orioles/Ravens/Mets/Doing that hockey/general fantasy sports, politics, SNL, whatever else I feel like atm Observant Jewish
Oh how I've missed you uptown subway service
Dear Siri… Who’s more dangerous?Undocumented immigrants or frat boys? 
Guys I just checked and apparently the interrobang (‽) is voting Ra'am
The fact that this idiocy got past an editor in a book on godamn punctuation shows how deep the ignorance of Judaism and Jewish history is in the wider culture and how that ignorance is being weaponized so as to create a better scapegoat for Western uses
is-ought fallacy cooking many people’s brains I fear. “there are normal non-fascist people on Twitter still” “well there shouldn’t be!!!” like what are we doing
If this is legal, it needs to be made illegal. There is clearly something broken when clear monopolies are allowed to flourish. The fact that this is inherently a right-wing operation is beside the point, NO company should have this much power over media. This is going to be a bloodbath for workers
The combined Warner Bros. and Paramount company will be named Skydance. Warner Bros. and Paramount will continue to operate as brands under the parent company.
🍂 this has been rotating in my mind for the last week and it won't fucking stop
There was nothing more the South Asian kids at the Texas game could have done to try & fit in more. They weren't White, & the subsequent GOP meltdown about their presence gives the game away: they just don't want black or brown people to exist in American society
Here is tortured tautology Keeperman offers for why Desi college kids — wearing cowboy hats, throwing up the "Hook 'em Horns" hand sign, cheering the Longhorns — are not "assimilated": because he said so talkingpointsmemo.com/news/chris-r...
And they’re being marketed to by their literal heroes! Sports stars have lined up to cut ads for all the big betting companies
I read a thing on espn the other day about how literal 12 year olds are going to rehab for gambling addictions now. i feel like there could not be a bugger red flag that something is drastically wrong than a preteen going to rehab for a thing you’d expect from someone double their age or more
I don’t need my manager to be a big teddy bear Across multiple sports some of the greatest coaches have been assholes But the benefit of the asshole coach is that he’s supposed to be difficult for the other team and the refs to deal with if he’s just a dick to his own players what’s the point?
I think what’s most annoying is that none of Albernaz’s assholery is ever directed at the other team or the umps It’s entirely reserved for his own players and the beat reporters covering the team
Article reminding me Albernaz was a dick to Basallo for no reason in the morning and Jim Palmer podcast about how he was a dick to him for no reason in the afternoon It’s got the same rythem as a bad lineup being posted and then a bad bullpen call a few hours later It’s almost comforting
joe biden's life had gone like a story about joe biden. i don't mean that everything that happened to him was good, but everything which happened to him was integrated into this narrative. this was the first thing in his life which violated the rules of the story and he had no idea what to do.
these stories about how biden was totally ready to do something - he was so mad you guys seriously - but had no other option than to let bibi dog walk him into assisting in the mass slaughter of civilians … i’m not sure they’re helping on the legacy front.
Brent Suter is a Brave???? Wokest 40 man in baseball with a fandom full of racists
brent suter bro’ing out with victor mederos while not knowing it’s victor. meanwhole in the background, matt stands there so politely as he’s doused, almost forgetting he has goggles and can use them
What is the point of this stupid country if not that? Pack it up we’ve lost our reason to be
Last year not a single refugee fleeing religious persecution was admitted to the US.
Economic anxiety just off the charts here. She’s just calling out for better antitrust policy; Carter’s deregulation definitely got to her
"He's gonna fix it. Believe in him ... all the abortion, it's evil ... I want to see 2 people -- Trump & Jesus...we do not want Muslims taking over...I have horrible thoughts. I don't think they should be here. This isn't their country...they need to pack up & go back where they came from."
Angie Nixon did get a raw deal. She had to run in Florida. But you move past it!
If you’re going into “Nixon got a raw deal” you are licking the baggie of political grievances
Wait the subway has gates up now???? Woke has gone too far
At what point can we dispense with the notion that the .99999 thing means anything, why do we let gas stations, AND ONLY GAS STATIONS, still pull this shit in 2026???
I like that animal song from the katseye group
I am within pissing distance (if you have like, a condition) of Mamdani's New York 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩
Oh man this is gonna radicalize all those Washington DC voters!
These are not prices for diesel; these are gasoline prices tonight in Washington, DC
Generational levels of fumbling public good will
New: Jasmine Crockett was offering government relations & lobbying services on a campaign-funded website. It was taken down after Zeteo reached out. Experts say they’d never seen something like this before. Rules bar members from lobbying and from using campaign funds for non-campaign purposes.
Could a depressed person do THIS? *doesn’t pick chocolate out of trail mix*