he held his breath as he itoed junjily past the darkened doorway
MostStrange
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In love with teengkoh. Site art by tabrakadabra. He/him. I'm not okay.
the guy at the car yard said they'd throw in a dash cam in return for a 4 second kiss with tongue
There's so much joy in my life. I'm so excited about so many things. I'm also in too much pain and my brain isn't working and I'm always on the verge of tears. Unrelated: Look at this amazing shawl my wife made! 🥰
say what you will but gundam is a series where it’s climactic moment is when in the final seconds of life its protagonist who has only ever fucked missionary realises his gay soulmate that he’s spent most his life fervently repressing is into age regression
Turns out that food companies were only checking their food because the government told them to, which is exactly why we need government regulations.
my piss always smells strange after drinking a lot of piss
the backrooms? um, I think I’d prefer the Snackrooms. cookie please!! 😋
I fear for so many trans friends in the UK right now, I'm so sorry all of this is happening.
Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 3w agoTrans people are banned from everything and can barely name their oppressors lest they are monstered by the media and in parliament. Never mind the threat of jail for not disclosing being trans before a sexual encounter or even for saying some shit. It's surreal being trans in the UK right now.
one thing about essays on the internet is the obligatory final paragraph pivots to actionable hope for the future simply aren't hitting like they used to
ICE murdered two people in less than a week. Claimed they were “ramming their vehicle”. They said the same about Marimar Martinez who they shot FIVE times. She survived. Went to court to get the body cam footage released. Proved them wrong. Every shooting since they’ve left no survivors:
The Preschool Teaching Assistant Shot by Border Patrol, Then Called a “Domestic Terrorist”
When Marimar Martinez was shot five times by a Border Patrol agent, the D.H.S. justified it by calling her a “domestic terrorist.” In the aftermath, she’s been trying to recover her reputation and, wi...
newyorker.com
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
Anyone else still playing Pokopia every day? I'm keeeeeen for the August update.
My friend the Michigan Strangler has died. A lot of people only know the Michigan Strangler from all that strangling he did and I understand that, but that is not the full picture of the friend he was to me when he wasn't strangling people. We used to go to Arby's. Rest in peace, "Chokey Boy."
There's nothing wrong with saying "ATM machine" because it actually stands for "at the moment machine" because it's the machine you go to when you need money at the moment
I know this is wrong, but I expect it from the right at this point. I know that they look at the sloven fascist lump of braindead mass in the White House and somehow see a shining beacon of Virtuous Christian Manhood. It drove me crazy for a while but I got used to it.
Do you guys wanna see the worst one of these?
404 Media@404media.co · 4w ago“Terrible posters are nothing new,” Jonathon Yule, executive creative director for design at Concrete Design tells us. But with these posters, it comes with “none of the charm” that may accidentally come from a business owner making something low quality.
Well, I just heard the news that there aren’t going to be any more physical dicks. Thanks a HEAP, Sony!
Playing badminton with Mitch McConnell. We talked about the midterms and Iran. I took the first game 15-0 because he is unresponsive and lying on the ground.
I’m sorry but the experience of actually reading the Ghost In The Shell Manga is reading a two page centerfold of Batoh seeing a graphic, penetrative, three way lesbian cyborg orgy on a boat and on the page there’s this footnote.
everyone who works in video games deserves better and the wealthy deserve less than nothing