GIRL DINNER. Metroid Ravenous fanart

deltarune genuinely has some of the hardest choices in any game

Jarona! Jarona! Ja ... rona! Jarona! Ja ... ronajarona! Jarona! Ja- orange! Jarona!

in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women

i don't need "claude" to assist me. i have enough clods chasing the hedgehog

thought about having a pet roly poly the size of a cat and got really emotional

im like every other guy. i wake up in the morning and have breakfast. i stretch and do a brisk walk around the base. i blindly fire the egg carriers portside cannons at the city. im just living my life.

i dont care how many rings sonic has. i don't need rings. i pay for things with money like an adult

can I get a Hell Yeah in the chat

Jasen@jasenmoment.bsky.social · 2y ago

this came to me in a dream last night

whenever a website has technical issues every digital creature comes out of the woodworks to take the blame. its ok guys youre innocent. Wreck It Ralph, However,

This kind of mixed use urban planning is illegal in America

you shouldn't get to talk to the computer in natural human language machines are Holy Beings and if you want them to work you must speak to them in their tongue

Every time I look at Sonic the Hedgehog discussion on Twitter, it's someone going, "Awful characterization. Sonic would NOT tap his foot impatiently while shooting an angry glance at the player."

Trust the fungus.

everytime I remember orbsort exists I go "shit I should play some more orbsort..." truly an addicting game for the times

becoming a top poster by just screaming as loud as i can until i get a million billion notes

The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?

hell is looking at the #dank-memes channel of a discord server you had to join to troubleshoot a minecraft modpack you're playing because they seemingly can't maintain a wiki

adhd is so funny, stimulants make me feel like i coule take a Really Good Nap, what do you MEAN people feel super energized by these?

i love making abstract game mechanics make sense in-universe. here's a moving platform that's actually just an ant construction worker carrying her giant block

LAMP

more games should have programming as a game mechanic. Unfortunately i am firsthand aware of how annoying it is to develop programming as a game mechanic

more and more i'm convinced pico-8 is the only good game engine

taking a bath at the hotel room

evil clone but you're already so morally ambiguous that the clone is just also a morally grey entity