imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
She has a neck the size of an adult human, legs that are just as long and an unforgettable coat. And she’s missing.
Get that ‘on holiday’ feeling by simply driving on the wrong side of the road
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
A friend on Facebook has just reminded me of the time I did the maths and worked out that Santa's life is a living hell.
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
My favourite one like this is Don Henley getting Brian to autograph a copy of Pet Sounds. Brian signed it "thanks for all the great music" then thought for a second, crossed out "great", and wrote "good"
My favourite Brian Wilson story was when Bono kneeled at his feet backstage & waxed lyrical about his influence, the power of music, transcendent, etc. After several minutes of this he interrupted Bono by saying “Say, could you go get me a Coke?” (In fairness, he apparently did)
This is a tremendous website, I highly recommend a scroll. The Deep Sea Here's a fun fact from the site. neal.fun/deep-sea/
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
Every Movement In Man’s Burrito-Eating Technique Informed By Past Burrito Tragedies theonion.com/every-moveme...
One hundred years ago this week, a young man, about to leave to fight in the trenches, wrote a poem for his fiancee, who was in a sanatorium dying of tuberculosis. Forty-four years later the poem was discovered and turned into a song. The song? "Yakety yak (Don't talk back)"
Scarred For Life advent calendar door fifteen: Forget the turkey this Christmas, stuff your face with longpig, erm, British Pork instead. Santa's got plenty!