Have you heard the tragedy of the Mediterranean Bronze Age Collapse? I thought not. It's not a story the ruling elite would tell you. 🏺

almost, almost

SorryHat@sorryhat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If you had to give your gear and theme song like a wrestler opening what would it be? Mine would be Welcome Home by King Diamond.

Overdue a reboot

i didn't make the vote blue no matter who bylaws i'm sorry!!

Fantastic M. Fox@mrfox.bsky.social · 5h ago

if you don't back DSA Dems in the general then you're voting for MAGA and you're a hypocrite

The latest photo of Mitch McConnell shows great progress. ☯

INCREDIBLY poor design like why did they add unnecessary clutter to the liked section when there still isn't an confirm unfollow popup for the stupidly placed unfollow button

Zack 🦈@laptopsteel.bsky.social · 4h ago

Holy shit I can’t stop accidentally unfollowing my moots

is spokane still on fire?

Good morning

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"But wherever you personally landed on these candidates, it’s undeniable that, against approximately 75 gajillion dollars in outside spending for one candidate, the other one — the Arab Muslim progressive candidate — came out on top. Despite any narratives people try to put forth, that’s the story."

Evan Hurst@evanhurst.substack.com · 6h ago

Abdul Sticks It To 'Em www.wonkette.com/p/abdul-stic...

i didn't make the vote blue no matter who bylaws i'm sorry!!

Fantastic M. Fox@mrfox.bsky.social · 5h ago

if you don't back DSA Dems in the general then you're voting for MAGA and you're a hypocrite

Good fuckin morning

Emerald Sword

YouTube video by Rhapsody of Fire - Topic

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well i never

toob time // goob time

I think my favorite part of the new Animal Farm movie was when the referee ran out and said "there's nothing in the rulebook that says an animal can't run a farm!"

wow every online space is annoying as fuck today

Happy Tuesday: Butterfly, Hummingbird, Pink Tulip

ALT: Happy Tuesday: Butterfly, Hummingbird, Pink Tulip

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Is this you? Is your cohort under sustained fire from innumerable horse archers? No? Then do the thing. What possible excuse do you have?

This is my pitch for the next Spider-Man movie:

Colin Smith@colinsmith.bsky.social · yesterday

Spider-Man, in his particularly fetching black costume, chasing down the Hobgoblin, by Charles Vess, 1992.

I think my favorite part of the new Animal Farm movie was when the referee ran out and said "there's nothing in the rulebook that says an animal can't run a farm!"

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Emperor is a good Black Metal band because Ihsahn plays a purple tele

EMPEROR - I Am The Black Wizards - Bloodstock 2025 | Live Performance 🤘

YouTube video by Bloodstockfestivals

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hahaha once again I forgot about this and wasted several days trying to do something online instead of just fucking calling them

Fantastic M. Fox@mrfox.bsky.social · 3w ago

i gotta say if you're having issues with vital records or anything right now just call them and be super nice about it, it's worth being on hold for an hour - i've always gotten shit fixed immediately that way and yet always resist calling

no i certainly did not call you stupid. people aren't stupid. i would never call someone stupid. they can have stupid ideas though!

parallel experience here

Capricorn Iscariot@deaconblues1979.bsky.social · yesterday

19. I’m just straight and cis. I have given myself lots of room and permission over my lifetime to think about it and let myself imagine other possibilities and nope. Straight and cis. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jaws 4 the Revenge was originally going to be a voodoo curse causing the shark to take revenge but they chickened out :(

Cheer Captain@cheercaptain.wang · yesterday

It’s a Wes Craven’s New Nightmare kind of situation. 93 year old Michael Caine is approached by unscrupulous film producers to make a sequel to Jaws the Revenge to finance home repairs after a hurricane hits his private island. Little does he know, he’s actually being hunted by sharks.

watching a quick video about Verdun to shame myself into doing stuff because at least I'm not at Verdun

Had forgotten how much of this is embedded in popular culture. They just said this out loud in exact sync with Dafoe - they have never seen this movie before.

Willem Dafoe: You Know, I'm Something Of A Scientist Myself

Alt: Willem Dafoe: You Know, I'm Something Of A Scientist Myself

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It's wild how in retrospect like almost all movies I was told were romantic comedies are actually creepy stalker movies

Yes yes ofc you get context about Tyra's hot ice cream venture in Australia here u go, here's poison words to rattle around inside YOUR brains for the next few days too 🥰 🥵 🍨

when it’s hot and you’re kinda sleepy but still want to play

The saddest girl to ever hold a martini@lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 2d ago