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Mean Bean Machine
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You see me now, a veteran of a thousand console wars I am the keeper of the gates. Sorry I replied to your post.
When you think about it Tucker is the perfect next president (derogatory).
So if you're lonely, you know I'm here waiting for you I'm just a cross-hair, I'm just a shot away from you
Yamino@yamino.bsky.social · 11h agoTake me out 😩🧡🎀🔥❤
I don’t come to your church or your dinner table to tell you how wrong you are. I don’t even make the cross out face behind you at Baskin Robins no matter how funny it would be. But on the Internet if I say Goldeneye is overrated man you’re just gonna have to accept that’s just my opinion.
Mean Bean Machine@sentient6.bsky.social · 17h agoSpeaking as the designated gatekeeper why do we have to be such babies about opinions? You can’t tell someone is expressing opinion about how they like their steaks so it has to be worded in a softer way? Do they not teach fact vs opinion in school now so everything has to start with a disclaimer?
Speaking as the designated gatekeeper why do we have to be such babies about opinions? You can’t tell someone is expressing opinion about how they like their steaks so it has to be worded in a softer way? Do they not teach fact vs opinion in school now so everything has to start with a disclaimer?
Somewhere, Trip Hawkins looks at what has happened to EA and sheds a single tear. "I could have sold out to Saudi Arabia," he says...
It is 2006. I am 22. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance. It is 2026. I am 42. The US is mired in a costly Forever War. A predictable historic market collapse looms. I do not have health insurance.
Can we stop defending them now or not? I know you love corporations even when they knowingly poison us.
Whittier Daily News@whittierdailynews.bsky.social · 23h agoTwo people with serious underlying medical conditions have died in that state, with the outbreaking hitting 45 states.
Electronic Arts has been worthy of hatred since September 10, 1992.
Link, you can’t just come into my house and break all my pots. Didn’t anyone teach you manners? Link: This is Zeus’s law.
It’s always a good time to remember F Jackie Chan. He is absolutely in the same category as Chuck Norris.
Cosmic Marvel@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 23h agoDestin Daniel Cretton says Jackie Chan’s stunt team did not work on ‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ • That was fake news. • The actor did visit the set. • Stunts were handled by Peng Zhang (‘Shang-Chi’). (via www.thewrap.com/creative-con...)
I refuse to accept self driving cars until they can make printers that work.
So are we going to get a big group of corporate defenders now that another bad Mexican fast food place is linked with an outbreak?
CNBC@cnbc.com · 24h agoChipotle stock falls on potential link to salmonella outbreak in Minnesota
Dear Nick Bostrom
Prof. Eliot Jacobson@climatecasino.net · yesterdayYour 'doom quote' for today: “It is the biggest threat humanity has faced, with the potential to wreck our social fabric and way of life. It has the potential to kill millions, if not billions, through starvation, war over resources, displacement." www.nmn.com/news/living-...
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 2d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
It’s actually good to see Bluesky getting over “ally.” For a good decade and a half there, the most toxic people could get out of jail free with a hashtag no matter how terrible they were to people. This was the original meaning of virtue signaling, btw. Yes, Ken Jennings, is virtue signaling.
*looks at my backlog of games* *looks at Skyrim* *looks at my backlog of games* *looks at Skyrim* *looks at my backlog of games* *blinks* “hey you, you’re finally awake…”
Finally some good news.
Cosmic Marvel@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 2d agoSony CEO Tom Rothman says there are currently no live-action ‘SPIDER-MAN’ spin-offs in the works. “Ultimately, the audience wasn’t satisfied enough with them. Whether that’s a fair assessment of those movies, who knows.” (via variety.com/2026/film/ne...)
If you are an expert on air quality and have 10-15 minutes to talk to me today or tomorrow about important things journalists should know while reporting on wildfires and smoke, my DMs are open, or you can email me at karen at OpenNews dot org.
“It also detected an “unintended consequence” of the ban: the proportion of parents who didn’t know their child had used social media increased by 10%.” Well who could have possibly seen that happening.
Ben Schwarz@benschwarz.bsky.social · 2d agoAustralia’s eSafety commissioner buried a report (released Friday afternoon) that shows the under 16 social media ban didn’t tangibly reduce teen social media use, and also resulted in parents tuning out of kids usage. We traded our privacy for no reason. theconversation.com/more-than-80...
There’s gotta be a faster way to block every mf who keeps posting his face on my Bluesky.
