no thank you, but good reminder that I should finally delete that unused dropbox account

Alas, the article about a sweaty café is further paywalled after being adwalled by the echo so I’ll never find out what is going on

EA just announced Bonesaw, a game where you play a noble and handsome prince who has no choice but to murder journalists who disagree with him

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

Remember your ABCs: Always be cumming

I left several substantial marks on the toilet bowl this morning, all of which are greater contributions to journalism than his

Good for her

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 10h ago

"I Want To Cum So Hard It Kills Me..." A Horny And Perverted Real Life College Girl Who Gets Excited For Immoral Behavior Is Cumming Hard Today She's Experiencing 117 Consecutive Orgasms Momoka(Age 20) Momoka Fujino

I beg your pardon

In today’s edition of “Oh mate”, it’s a follow-up to a previous “Oh mate”, and he’s getting the entire contents of my “Oh mate” folder.

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

A little boiling water cures him of that charade

My nephew is telling me he’s a little teapot. Only 5 years old and already a fucking liar like his father.

Lmao best of luck with that dickhead

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

Quoting the deep magic to the lion until he gets angry and tears my face off

It fuckin warmdy

There are two kinds of people on the highway: those who should live and those who should die. I am The Decider.

For reference for those outside of the circle of the genius of the 19 year old, alcoholic teen pop sensation 😂

Just waiting for JK Rowling to start sending out legal threats now to anyone mentioning Liddle punching his pregnant girlfriend or multiple columns about being a nonce

If you think we're being disrespectful now wait until you see what we're like when it finally happens

Finally, someone who deserves to die has died. I hope it was painful.

I see Clarkson has once again squeezed a kilo of dung into his undercrackers, squirmed around on a bike seat for ten minutes to get them good & beshitted, then stood in the middle of a busy road intersection waving them above his head for attention while screaming "NAUGHTY JEZ HAS DONE A BUMWRONG"

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

Mr Tumble JOI

I wonder if she's selling sex toys or she's just a very short sex worker

JAV Titles@jav.scd.lol · 3d ago

Pocket Pussy Saleswoman

We’ve all been there

I see that guy who says controversial things for attention has been filmed saying something controversial for attention again.

This turned out not to be the right answer

Proud of my country

Ed Jefferson@edjefferson.com · 3d ago

The fire brigade have come. I will be reporting them for breaking the hosepipe ban.

Upset a couple of lizards today that were basking on rocks, alas too quick for me to get pics

Mark Heap as Jam Mr. Lizard

Alt: Mark Heap as Jam Mr. Lizard

static.klipy.com

Today I have been both rained on and had to put my coat on for a bit because it was cold. Admittedly I was above 800m altitude at the time