Anyone on a bit of a downer or just in need of a laugh listen to this it's fantastic. @thetrawl.bsky.social

"Hands up if you're a prancing prick who's been spouting complete bollocks about using the Royal Navy to send migrants back to France in a desperate bid to distract attention from the sleaze your party is mired in"

Turkey in the end for Salah. Makes sense. Mad wages, still a semi competitive league as opposed to Saudi or MLS

Pedro Neto to man city. Great to see the two corruption clubs clearing PSR for eachother again

Just been forced to have a cup of tea because I forgot coffee on the shop yesterday and iv got to say I don't get it. The British obsession with tea. Definitely a coffee man

Indeed he did - things like "the one thing stopping me from being a teacher was that I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids"

£324,233 the average amount Councils have to pay for every one of the more than 50,000 children in private care. £80,000 the amount of profit they take per child which is never spent on anything. This con is one of the reasons Council have no money.

Rose from Tavistock on @lbc.co.uk talking absolute sense like she always does RE Farage. Always enjoy her calls to Nick Abbot and other shows

Sending the navy to stop the boats is not a serious policy, and it would help if the UK media made that clear. Seriously.

Maiden: Remember tomorrow Innocent exile Hallowed To tame a land Rhyme Sea of madness Seventh son Fates warning Judas my guide Sign of the cross Futureal Thin line between love and hate Paschendale Lord of light Star blind If eternity should fail Hell on earth

Metallica: Phantom Lord Fade to black Orion Blackened My friend of misery The outlaw torn Fixxxer Bleeding me Sweet amber Cyanide Spit out the bone Shadows follow

Sun and Steele@bluesteelecage.bsky.social · 2d ago

Metallica: No Remorse Creeping Death The Thing That Should Not Be ...And Justice For All My Friend of Misery Bleeding Me Fixxxer No Leaf Clover The Unnamed Feeling The End of the Line Halo On Fire Inamorata

Oh god. Megadeth have just announced a UK tour for next March, and in typical big band fashion they've given us four days notice before general sale. No way I can book this week. Gutted, it's their final tour and they are my last bucket list band. My kids would love to go as well

So sick of Reform and their endless bullshit. " Operation fortress" biggest operation since world war 2 blah blah blah blah. I thought our navy was useless and tiny Farage? Yet you want them chasing after dinghies all day. Pathetic, unworkable, racist red meat bullshit

Roman Vs Seth was a clinic, Kevin Owens coming back, Chelsea green winning, Danhausen being his usual entertaining self, gable Vs penta a classic. WWE can still pull it off in the big events. What a night of Wrestling

Lil yachty? Give me boaty McBoatface anytime..

Big high of Kevin Owens comeback then baron Corbin Vs trick Williams..can't all be gold..

Kevin Owens is back! Hell yeah!!

44 today. Don't looka day over 50! Cheers to everyone for all the kind messages today. You are all lovely

44 today. Really hate birthdays because everyone around me thinks we should be doing stuff and making a fuss, yet I really don't want or need that. To be honest I just miss my Dad on days like today

Bored of Liv morgan

As a politics nerd this is an absolute treat. Thanks so much @quietriotpod.bsky.social

NEW: Bev Craig wins the Greater Manchester Mayoralty. Reform second.

God this album is flawless

Seventh son of a seventh son might be the greatest Maiden song ever

Game: Try using stealth so you can take down enemies quietly withou- Me:

Tom And Jerry Tom

ALT: Tom And Jerry Tom

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🌹Scarlett🌹@dialancea.bsky.social · 6d ago

Game: Try using stealth so you can take down enemies quietly withou- Me:

It is two years today since this dimwit gave us the most hilarious demonstration of karma in history.

As Andy Burnham sets about tackling the nation's many problems and bringing some much needed energy and positivity with it. Here's the guys from the alternative choice. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Revealed: George Cottrell transferred $2m to his mother days before her donations to Reform UK

Exclusive: Sources say Fiona Cottrell told bankers the transfers, received 24-72 hours before her donations to Reform, came from her son

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I'm going Fishing on Monday for the first time in years. I get really anxious going out but iv convinced myself a day by a lake appreciating nature is self care

#Dr.AnthonyFauci #AWorldHero