Andrea Cavedo
@mrscavedowrites.bsky.social
Reader, writer, ugh, 'rithmetic. www.andreacavedo.com
Last day to buy an entry to our second annual writing contest at $10! Then the price shoots up to $25 before it kicks off on August 7th! foofaraw.submittable.com/login?return...
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Wanted: 2027 Not Quite Write Artist-in-Residence! Having partnered with the amazing @beingcam.bsky.social and Nora Tuck, we're now looking for fresh talent to bring life to our prompts! Learn more here: tinyurl.com/4bp6j5hu This is a paid gig. Please like & share with your visual artist friends!
*writes something weird for @notquitewrite.com * Hmmm, yesss, but is it weird ENOUGH?
Hook hot take: no one gives Julia Roberts credit for being the oRiGinAl literal manic pixie dream girl
Helplessly obsessed with this comp
🥳IT'S ON! 🥳 The July Not Quite Write Prize for Flash Fiction prompts have dropped, and one talented writer is just 500 words away from glory (and cash)! If you haven't already signed up, it's not too late! Hit the link below to grab your ticket: notquitewritepodcast.com/pirze/#tickets
Second of two pieces initially written for #FuriousFiction that have found their way out into the world AND I got to use my favorite ever line of overheard real-world dialogue. 🍨 thelitnerds.com/2026/07/20/c...
Clown Car
by Andrea Cavedo Manny had been trying to compose a text for the last hour. u know i was kiddin around… Delete delete delete. i been thinkin bout yesterday… Garbage, delete. Gia wouldn’t talk to hi…
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The inside of the World Cup trophy is Fererro-Rocher, right?
Furious that Chris Nolan would disregard historical accuracy in adapting The Odyssey by making a "movie" with "cameras" instead of memorizing the entire story and then going on a nationwide tour to sing it to us while tripping on ergotized barley
Today's story is "Jackalope" by Andrea Cavedo. @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social #ratbag #ratbaglit #litmag #literarymagazine #micro #micros #mundanecryptids
Jackalope
By Andrea Cavedo
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When your brand is being pompous know-nothings pontificating on topics you're too lazy to even Google, well... I guess you might as well lean into it.
Loving all the banal Americana the World Cup has made fun again, esp the cute little PE pinnies players have to wear on the sideline
Cool people are judging this. Cool people with fabulous, discerning taste, who want to read YOUR words. (Also, me, I am judging too.)
An ordinary contest (year ii) #Ordinary https://foofaraw.press/an-ordinary-contest-year-ii/ 〄
Short Story, Long will be open for submissions in June. Officially, that means starting Monday. Unofficially… they’re open rn. ashortstorylong.submittable.com/submit
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Great but also, what?? Hate to disappoint the AI agent but at this price, I might be feeling very, very disappointed indeed.
I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.
Just sitting here in a very cold basement, proctoring AP exams, wrote a story inspired by staring at the carpet
The last thing they find on my phone when I disappear.
The Ordinary Contest returns! In full transparency (since this is a very transparent contest) I’m excited to be on the other side of Submittable as a judge 👩⚖️
Someone good at self-promotion would probably tease this sort of thing out... but I'm excited to announce An Ordinary Contest is coming back! Early bird entries will open next week for $5 and then go up to $10 in June, with writing occurring during August.
cringe but correct
formatting @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social's Short Story, Long Q&A for next week and first answer ends, "Maisie’s arc also owes a great debt to my being a hapless teenage horndog." Doesn't that make you wanna go read the story rn (if you haven't already)?!
On this day in Prince history: Prince died 10 years ago today and everything has sucked since. Also on this date (in 1986): Two (!) #Prince songs topped the Billboard Hot 100. “Kiss” at 1 and “Manic Monday,” which he wrote for The Bangles, at 2. #ripprince
You know that teenage feeling of, anything could happen, and also, not really understanding what‘s happening? I wrote a story about that feeling, and am very grateful to @jessdawn.bsky.social and @aaronburch.bsky.social for getting it out into the world. 💫
New story on Short Story, Long today, from @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social ! "She told her parents where she’s going, of course she did. She is a good girl, so the way she told them was by asking them permission, rather than coming out with it directly."
“Dinnertime frustration is finally frictionless.” By @mrscavedowrites.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/welcome-to-y...
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/
this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!