Simply cannot sit on the stairs normally. Every picture on the stairs she looks like she’s fighting against gravity.
A delightfully funny conversation realizing I was talking about tom holland and my mother was talking about holland taylor
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
Trump is Brother Justin from Carnivale and his rallies are revival meetings. In his heart he’s lighting pistachio shells on fire
Between my 12 and 14 year olds, normal things they wanted to be when they grew up (asked every year on the first day of school) are disappearing at an wild rate: Games critic/journalist Research scientist Video game designer Writer “PBS show chooser” I guess Donut Shop Owner is still available
No I don’t know what I have to do. That’s why I employed an instructor
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w agoA pilot jumped out of the door of a moving plane to his death, leaving the student he was teaching to fly to land the aircraft by herself. The student said he told her, "You know what you have to do, carry on."
more broadly than just the looksmaxxing weirdos i think the Influencer Era is going to be a golden age for Weird Celebrity Deaths unseen since hollywood in the 1920's. giving people the national fame of movie stars with the institutional mental health support of the wrestling industry is a bad combo
The Independent@the-independent.com · 4w agoLooksmaxxing influencer Connor Murphy drowns in Thailand after fleeing police: reports
If you’re not wearing vibrantly colorful shoes, you should get one less in foul allowance
Similar skip in my step reading this news as I did when Defector launched — writers I love in one place! Signed up immediately as a Diner since I don’t have Instagram but wow is it tempting to get to nickname the raven
Jaya Saxena@jayasaxena.com · 4mo agoToday, my fellow founding worker-owners and I are launching a subscription drive to @feedravenous.bsky.social. We are a group of experienced and award-winning food journalists here to publish thoughtful writing and incisive reporting from around the food world. www.weareravenous.com
Lakers v Knicks game in Los Angeles and there’s a gnarly amount of Knicks jerseys here. Like 40%. Tremendous amounts of booing
Democrats should be doubling down that immigrants are crucial to American society, culture, and the economy. They also should be learning from Republicans about adopting language to make points. Immigrants are potential pre-Americans. Perhaps then more people will care about a grandma in Caracas
In college my very high friend ordered an Animal Style, Protein style, Vegetarian and the man at the speaker paused and said “sir, that is a slice of tomato wrapped in a piece of lettuce. Do you still want it?”
Louisa@louisathelast.bsky.social · 7mo agoI just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever
Judy Gemstone has excellent posture and would never walk the floor like this
Andre 3000: “what’s cooler than being cool?” Neil degrasse Tyson at an OutKast concert: “frozen solid in the standard measurement but I would go further as zero kelvin is…” Andre 3000: *signalling to security to remove Neil* alright alright alright alright alright alright…
Absolutely loved Death By Lightning and entirely bought into Matthew McFadyen as this cheerfully deluded admirer/assassin
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
Just came across something on AppleNews called Sandwich Magazine which seems to have published 8 issues ever. One has an article titled “Brave New Sandwich: the ‘what is wrong with you’ sandwich” and another is “wait… what actually is a sandwich?” Gordon Ramsay is a cover model/guest editor
PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
Genuinely, if the average adult followed People Magazine on Facebook, they would have a general idea of what is happening
“The man murdering your son is just distracting you so his partner can steal the Amazon packages from your front porch”
Hamilton Nolan@hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 12mo agoIt is mind blowing to hear Democratic politicians talking about the president sending the military into American cities as a “distraction.” Actually you are all now one degree away from being violently removed from power. The fact that this may not happen does not erase the fact that it may happen.
Based on the Executive Produced credit, we have to assume that in Chief of War Jason Momoa endeavored to show his butt, no?
Making hegemony even more hegemonic… and that’s the GOAL
Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · 12mo agoGenerative AI by definition is conformity. It is an averaging of anything you ask of it - quite literally guessing what the most likely version of a thing might be. It is, by definition, mainstream, as is everything it creates old and deeply ideological, as every model trains on similar data.
Incredible. So on point I almost feel silly for not noticing before.
CONCABADDIE BRANDI 😾@itsthebrandi.bsky.social · last yr.Since Lewis Hamilton is too depressed to keep dressing like Celine Dion, I guess Joe Burrow dressed like Paige Bueckers is my new favorite styling comparison