Microsoft: we’re now using AI to write over half of our code! Everyone: yeah we can tell
“Comedy man”
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I’m getting too old for this shhhh sound that comes out of this pipe
I think my new plan is to outlive everyone. Once the competition is gone I can finally distinguish myself
*lying to my Mexican gf*: in America it’s actually the day of some head
I have a hangnail on my pinky toe that cannot be cut and it is also catching on everything. Consider this the note
With all the Pokémon hype I’m going to finish this nuzlocke I petered out on a while back. Pretty sure only the pidgeotto is an HM slave for fly and the rest are useable. Thru cinnabar on island 3, lets go
Ban private cars in cities. Expand citi bike to include high speed tandem go-karts
Sitting my mom down and calmly explaining to her that the reels she sends me are gay
they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together
Brandon Friedman@brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 7mo agoJesus Christ they're running the war from Mar-a-Lago www.reuters.com/world/us/top...
Both po boys and tortas are heavily overrated sandwiches
Kids these days don’t even know about the naked man in the camel logo
If I was president I would arrest every single person that treats Joe Rogan like he’s smart
5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along
Sorry to be ableist against deaf people but I fuck heavy with music
Gavin newsom was out in the streets turning out homeless people and taking everything they have. With his own two hands. This guy is never getting my vote ever
Hitting a pr at the gym to a song I shazammed from a porno
YouTube shorts? What are we even talking about anymore. Instagram pants. See. I can do it too. Facebook jacket
People call me autistic all the time but I think they’ve just forgotten that neurotypical people can be rude
