I haven't witnessed it myself yet, but I have to assume there's a subsection of the Internet that's horny for Rotta the Hut?
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Protecting norms includes continuing to talk about silly stuff while being acutely aware that the world is on fire.
The one nice thing about him being the richest man in the world is it really shows you how many things money indisputably cannot buy.
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
"Generate a flyer for this week's meatloaf special, but make ALL the food disturbingly bumpy."
Obviously the digital music era has been hell on artists, but it also allowed a half million bitter divorced folks to have some 99 cent catharsis and make an incredibly improbable thing happen.
the Mountain Goats@themountaingoats.bsky.social · 2w agoI don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"
Sam Altman: The singularity is here. Me, searching for a quote from a book:
Let's see what the ol Bookface is putting in my ad feed these days...
What's the saddest thing you've ever seen in the Trader Joe's parking lot?
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this storytelling masterclass, this emotional voyage, this impeccable sense of pacing and timing
We've reached the point where a guy who is endorsed by Turning Point is running on an anti-data center platform. (whether it's genuine is unclear.)
I need a meme where Satan is checking his tracking info for Mitch McConnell's soul and it says "label created."
Between Dave Kendal passing and Lollapalooza turning 35, it's been a sobering week for us gen-ex-hipsters.
QueenCityJamz@queencityjamz.bsky.social · last mo.OTD 1991 The music fest that popularized the soon-to-be ubiquitous suffix -palooza debuted in Arizona.
We're gonna find out that an hour ago someone placed a $100,000 Polymarket bet that Mitch McConnell would outlive Lindsey Graham
Graham was the worst kind of MAGA because he didn't even believe it, it was just convenient. Before that, his image was "John McCain, but ineffectual." Is the window too wide for rule of threes?
Goldstein@goldstein.latinsky.app · last mo.Here is Graham gloating about "killing all the right people." Just in case you see anyone try to do the whole "we should have decency for the dead" nonsense.
need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video
Irrefutable proof that Mitch McConnell was at one time alive.
How old were you when you first learned that JFK didn't kill himself? Tune in this Thursday for more undeniable truth.
Just making this my phone background until November to calm my nerves.
1/ Have a great weekend. Stay cool. I'll wait till Bastille Day to celebrate, personally. Oliver Kornetzke ~ "250 years. 250 fucking years of the most powerful, most resourced, most theoretically capable nation in the history of human civilization and here is what we have to show for it.
Fun topic... Someday, someone should make an interesting podcast about it.
Slate@slate.com · 2mo agoDon’t fear the repeat: Blue Öyster Cult is part of an exclusive club of “two-hit wonders.” slate.trib.al/w8kvZtN
