for personal reasons @teyla.bsky.social's flawless wu xie vid has been on constant repeat the last 24 hours. just like tianzhen somehow i too am Still Not Dead #dmbj

Still Not Dead || 盗墓笔记 (DMBJ Series) Vid

YouTube video by o0teyla0o

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I don't even know what to say. This is real, this is true, so, like, thank you all, from the bottom of my heart. This took over 25 years to happen so if there's any lesson here it's either "keep at it, who knows" or "many people are divorced"

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

yesterday years old when i found out there are more steven-in-a-corset photos. my new fave is the selfie bc he KNOWS how pretty he looks. in lipstick. and a corset. breasting boobily etc. (the other best thing is the spine/title which declares boldly: BOOK. fr guardian levels of set dressing) #张新成

"a story i've kept inside" | T, 8.5k | #lhjc yan qiushan/zhichun 🗡️ ft. toddler magneto 🗡️ who awakens a 3000yo weapon 🗡️ ("innocent as a piece of paper" per priest) 🗡️ qiushan is just a normal kid! 🗡️ whose best friend is a sword! 🗡️ (why are grown-ups so weird about everything!) ao3.org/works/89559416

#默读 #priest

I bring a genderbend 《Nanyang Mystery》fic! 💌 mirrored 💌 Hailou/Haixia 💌 rule 63, gender play, possessiveness, vaginal fingering, pwp 💌 where Hailou prepares to disguise herself as a man, and Haixia helps her 💌 "helps" her 💌 archiveofourown.org/works/89268736

In other news, Luckin Coffee is doing some kind of... collaboration... with Crocs? I do not understand the synergy supposedly at work here, but. They're paying my boy to appear in ads for this, so sure! Coffee and plastic shoes! Aesthetic fun times! \o/ Everyone go buy some Crocs and also coffee!

the ctrl-alt-life trailer, in case you too want to see a ten speaking:

MULTISUB【奇换人生 Ctrl+Alt+Life】预告：纵遇人生“错位”，终凭无畏锋芒破局新生！ | 曾舜晞/张康乐/刘些宁/姜来 | 现代 剧情 | 优酷 YOUKU

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tangentially tomb related, i've watched this trailer eleventy times and whenever i get to this shot, i mutter "listen up fives a ten is speaking." like NO shade to shunxi who's very cute but. whatever zhang kangle has going on here is next-level. this drama will be SO DUMB and i will DEVOUR IT #奇换人生

In this world love has no colour— yet how deeply my body is stained by yours.

it has come to my attention that somehow not everyone has seen xia zhiguang trying on qipao for the roadtrip reality show, random journey on the way, ca. 2024. his appreciative audience are he yu and liu xueyi, love how they're all enjoying that little cut-out #夏之光

Nanyang mystery fic. 🌿Not a kid fic, not not a kid fic. 🌿Meet-tense 🌿Haixia gains a brother 🌿Hailou gains a bird 🌿Shifu gains a (future) headache #fanfic #ArchivesTheNanyangMystery

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L@shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · 2w ago

I bring a genderbend 《Nanyang Mystery》fic! 💌 mirrored 💌 Hailou/Haixia 💌 rule 63, gender play, possessiveness, vaginal fingering, pwp 💌 where Hailou prepares to disguise herself as a man, and Haixia helps her 💌 "helps" her 💌 archiveofourown.org/works/89268736

Just started watching How Dare You!? and it is indeed delightful!

I'm casting around for something to watch and I'd really like another historical het romance. I just like them. Does My Journey To You have a happy ending?

For my birthday I flew to London to do normal things that normal people do. 😊

Learnt something today!

corrin@lavenderandrue.bsky.social · 4w ago

pet peeve: succubus vs incubus is not gendered! it's whether they top or bottom! succubi get sexual energy from bottoming and incubi get it from topping. concubus is the generic term for the species if they are the same species in your worldbuilding (and could also be a switchy sex demon!)

I came across this clip around 21:30, by the way, and was shaking a little bit, but I had to get up very early so I forced myself to put the phone away. Now it's 4:45 and I'm forcing myself to go shower, but just so you know. Still a mess about it.

mumble@mumblemumble.bsky.social · 4w ago

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. (warning for flashing lights) Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. » xhslink.com/o/6vTsrKtBVme

This is part of a long and excellent thread about art and the making of it, but I'm pulling out this bit because, truly, The Middleman was a thing of joy and I'm so grateful it exists. (A bit further down is the link for how to watch it now. I cherish my DVD set.)

javier grillo-marxuach@okbjgm.bsky.social · 4w ago

among the many failures in my career, there is the one show i created and shepherded through a great deal of travail into a twelve episode order, it's a show called "the middleman", it has a small but wonderful dedicated fan community...

The Middleman was a delight and should have gotten six seasons and a movie. </3

javier grillo-marxuach@okbjgm.bsky.social · 4w ago

among the many failures in my career, there is the one show i created and shepherded through a great deal of travail into a twelve episode order, it's a show called "the middleman", it has a small but wonderful dedicated fan community...

Okay, I need the Pound to stop doing this. Like, what the fuck England. For my BIRTHDAY? This is so rude, please reverse course right now. Which is to say, I'll be in London next week and I'm not loving where the exchange rate is going. For my BIRTHDAY. 😠

it has come to my attention that not everyone knows xincheng is an unexpectedly capable pianist, who clearly logged a lot of hours in the practice room in college? tho he doesn't play much anymore (and can't play very well…upside-down)

Zhang Xincheng Playing Piano - A Compilation | Steven Zhang | Symphony's Romance | 张新成 | Li Yubing

YouTube video by Zhang Xincheng Overseas Fanclub

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L@shouzhudaitu.bsky.social · last mo.

Bringing another 《Nanyang Mystery》fic! 💌 a settling 💌 Hailou/Haixia 💌 canon-compliant, Hailou's oral fixation, finger sucking, office sex 💌 Haixia comes back from the Zhang family ritual and things happen 💌 also possessive brothers because of course 💌 archiveofourown.org/works/87862921

This quiz gives you HOMEWORK, but also it's very educational, thank you. 7/10 and 7/10. It's scary how good this shit has become.

Janna Sophia 🏔️@jannaphia.bsky.social · last mo.

Please help me finish my thesis so I can finally be free of academia 🫶✨ aidetectionsurvey.carrd.co

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

Goodbye to seasonal viruses as we know them: the first universal vaccine against respiratory infections and allergies is now closer than ever

Scientists are getting closer to a universal nasal vaccine that could protect against respiratory viruses, bacteria and even allergies

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I bring a 《Nanyang Mystery》multi-chaptered fic! 💌 beasts of calamity 💌 Hailou/Haixia 💌 chapter 1/4 💌 post-canon, fix-it, hurt/comfort, codependency, brothers being deeply unwell about each other 💌 and the journey of going home 💌 archiveofourown.org/works/875321...

#BLushCon2026 weilan pics! harvest is good this year 🍆

Anyway, I had been planning to get some stuff done today, but no. Just sat in front of the fan all day, watching YouTube and eating ice cream. Full of ice cream now, oops. (Living room at 7 am, after closing all the windows, vs. 6:20 pm)