Twitter going down as the fascist parade gets going can’t be a coincidence
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Mary from Wisconsin who likes My Chemical Romance. She/her; 25;
Man, I was out in L.A. today and there was a big crowd of people angry about the hockey team, they must really suck right now
Okay, I'm going to repeat my Lorde/Weezer theory: 1st album: The big one with all the hits 2nd album: The beloved fan favorite that didn't sell very well 3rd album: The dippy happy one that split the fanbase So if I have this right, the next video should have the Muppets in it
"HAHAHAHA, your face is getting eaten by leopards, that's what you get for voting for the Leopards Eating Faces party lol you fucking dumbasses, lmao" --Me as my face gets eaten
Twitter being down on McLennon Monday is actually so homophobic
Happy Super (Hater) Bowl day!!!! Let’s go Kendrick!!! Let’s go Birds!!!! Let’s go Taylor’s Boyfriend!!!!!! (I don’t own anything Chiefs-related, so Beatles sweatshirt it is)
Struggling with all the awful things happening in the world? We are too. So as always, we're looking to the Muppets for ways to cope and to remind ourselves that we are not alone. toughpigs.com/this-is-not-...
Everything Is Awful, But At Least We've Got Muppets - ToughPigs
When we need a little hope (or a little distraction), the Muppets deliver.
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Genuinely can’t believe this has been up for 3 days and I’m just discovering it. The Taylor bunny with glitter freckles, the bears tour poster, Andy Reid bear with a burger 😭😭 how adorable
I’ve waited 50 years to see War sing “Why Can’t We Be Friends” with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and today that dream came true 🥲
Us neurodivergent girlies during the holiday season. 12 days of masking. 💀
Remembering Freddie Mercury, who left us 33 years ago today ❤️
I gave everyone at Friendsgiving a numbered Sesame-themed decorative train car. They tried to pose for a nice photo with their cars and predictably fell to pieces laughing. It’s much better this way.
It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.
just a friendly reminder that one of my favorite secular holidays is coming up next week, so (if you haven’t already) it’s time to start figuring out your menu and shopping list for henry kissinger death day
DJ Snake claims that Taylor Swift will be featured on Kendrick Lamar’s new album.
"Bluesky is an echo chamber" That's just folks being NICE to each other
do you know the rpf polls they are voting mclennon vs jedus right this instant and people are killing each other in the notes
Happy McLennon Monday Eve to all who celebrate
WE’RE BACK (no longer having an invalid handle)
