this is basically me, though I can't say I've had to take any "extreme measures" thus far. I found a 2010 with very low mileage, no touchscreen, and a 6-speed manual. just gonna drive it until it disintegrates, which will take a very long time because it's a Honda.
“‘I don’t want any of that,’ said the computer scientist living in St. Louis, who sees the [car] technology as a pile of problems waiting to happen.”