What would you do if the morning contraption from Wallace and Gromit suddenly disappeared? Cook your own breakfast? Put on your own PANTS? Preposterous!

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 19h ago

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach him to fish and he’ll get crabs

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat it, but teach a man to fish and he will be gone for long stretches of time so you can finally get some peace!

2/2 The close-ups of my wildfire embroidery. I tried to get a glowing effect with the fire and embers with colours I chose. I cut up my favourite cardigan for the rough charred ground as it was the only fabric I had with the right colour and texture but its not needed in this heat anyway...

ngghhhnnn

Niko Stratis@nikostratis.com · 3mo ago

The way I would throw it all away for one coffee machine designed in the 1970s

Textile Tuesday eh? Let me introduce Swedish Maja Michaelsdotter who makes tufted carpets www.majamichaelsdotter.se

Sarah Archer@sarcher.bsky.social · yesterday

It's Textile Tuesday, and you know what that means: a piece by artist Faig Ahmed called "The Dragons of Karabakh" that's woven to look like an antique Central Asian carpet is melting off the wall into a puddle. More about the artist here: faigahmed.com

Jag fattar varför alla hemmafruar på 50-talet var tjackade det är myyyycket lättare att städa och vara smal

Quisling var Nazist. Quisling var Nazist. Quisling var Nazist. Quisling var Nazist. Quisling var Nazist. Quisling var Nazist. Att vara Nazist är att vara en förrädare. De sköt Quisling

Do you remember when they made movies that were Dark but you could still see exactly what was happening?

Ten year old me did NOT appreciate this movie enough. I’m happy it totally holds up. Gets better with age even.

me: [gives a man a fish] so, where’s your aquarium buddy? 😊 him, mouth full: Iwm gwnna be fwull aaalll dway

Prometheus endlessly tortured to bring you these gifts and what do users do? you squander them

When life gives you seamen, make seamanade

Why doesn’t Emily, the superior DeChanel, simply eat Zoe?

Sean Connery saying "pendejo" hit me with the same impact that one of my cats randomly going "hey, man" at me would

It is wild to see a discontinued type of guy in action

The Black Parade? Ah yes you mean the BoEMOian Rhapsody

Stop calling me an amateur. I've been doing this for decades. I'm incompetent.

It’s 03:39 and I don’t want to stop scrolling or shut off the TV because then Ill just think about 1000 messages that I shouldn’t send

No cheating, post your lock screen

𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊@highnessophelia.bsky.social · 16h ago

No cheating, post your lock screen

a human on Jupiter is like super man on earth but instead of having super powers you’d just be crushed and suffocate

found This Thing in an old sketch book

Give a man a fish and he’ll find a way to fuck it. Teach a man to fish and they are sure to decimate the species.

A retired friend was remembering when there were departmental secretaries at universities who basically project managed the departments. You could give them handwritten documents, and they would type them up. He was shocked when I said it didn't work like that for female academics.

Kate Manne@katemanne.bsky.social · 23h ago

Generative AI is catnip to the men who miss female sycophants katemanne.substack.com/p/a-culture-...

vad gör man av alla frågor om hur mår du har du sovit gott hur är det med barnen är det nya jobbet kul vill du ses älskar du mig älskar du mig älskar du mig när man inte längre kan fråga

'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)

This is a great mug, imagine having this bad boy in the cupboard at work. crybabyhatesai.shop/en-eur/produ...